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more giants games and empowering birthday presents!

[update] once again, the angry ninja blog shows its magical powers. one day later, lincecum catches on fire and the giants score 8. the kid is awesome!

attended the giants phillies game for my birthday tonight. came to a sad conclusion: in order to win, the giants need to hold the opponent to under 4 runs a game. is 4 a magical number you ask? yup, yup it is. it is the maximum number of runs the giants can generate.

see fred lewis out there? see how sad and lonely he looks? this is because the phillies are going to score 7 runs during the game, making it impossible for his team to win.

went to the game with the lady, jack, and ivy, who had the following presents for me.

seem pretty normal. girls give books as presents all the time (at least to me). maybe there is something about books that make them seem like they would be good presents. either that, or girls might just tend to think that i need to read more books to broaden my horizons and make me a more interesting person.

well considered them broadened. these books are going to be awesome, and they definitely contain a lot of knowledge that can be bestowed upon me. flipping through the pages, i run across the following images.

see that? im going to learn how to punch someone in the balls. with authority. kim kardashian didnt need to take those self defense lessons to stay safe from stalkers. she should have just read this book.

i will also learn how to use crazy nunchakus/wood block things and grow an awesome mustache.

i cant wait to see what tomorrow at le colonial brings. forecast calls for 70% chance of inappropriateness, with 80% chance of adventure. 100% chance of awesome guaranteed.