here is a typical conversation with a female angry ninja reader:
female reader: i really like your t shirts. i think they are really cute.
me: why thank you. id prefer bad-ass but ill take cute.
female reader: whatever. why dont you have any designs for girls?
me: um, because i dont wear girl t shirts…
female reader: the world isnt all about you! i want you to make girl t shirts! (stomps her feet)
me: okay.
okay so thats not 100% accurate. whatever though. the lessons of the conversation are that:
- ladies want me to design lady t shirts.
- the world does not revolve around me (it must revolve around them).
and there you have it. when angry ninja is locked up, the lady ninjette holds the key… to everything.
to answer yesterdays questions:
why has the angry ninja been locked up?
he probably did something that angered the lady ninjette.
whatever can this mean?
he will not be able to partake in boys night out this week.
what has he done to deserve this?
he probably forgot to do the dishes or take out the trash.
disclaimer: this is in no way indicative of my relationship with the lady. im free as a bird and make my own rules… when shes out of town.
side note on the zazzle store. some of you may not know this, but i leave all of my shirts fully customizable on the store. this means that you can take one of my designs, put it on a mens/womens/kids shirt dark or light, and change all of the text. you can even choose the shirt material, 100% cotton, vintage shirt, heavy duty, etc. the shirts that i have predesigned on the webstore are just a simple guide to what the shirts could look like.
tags:
all about girls,
bad ninja,
boyfriend,
design,
girlfriend,
key,
lady ninjette,
locked up,
relationships,
store,
t shirt,
trouble 
