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angry ninja pew pew pew t shirt! haduken!

sorry ive been away for a little bit. not to worry though, ive been working on designs. had to dig down deep in my mind grapes for this one.

i remember as a little kid, id love to go to pizza parlors. now it wasnt just because i loved pizzas (which i did/do), but because they also always had arcade games. notably, street fighter 2. man i loved that game. even to this day, i sometimes dust off my old snes and fire it up, just to see if it holds up to my memories (it does).

the game gives you a lot of blisters though. there are only so many dragon punches and hadukens you can throw before your thumbs start aching.

yes, there were other games that i also enjoyed at the pizza places, metal slug, samurai showdown, and 1942 all come to mind, but when i think of arcade games, i think of street fighter 2, its joystick and 6 plastic buttons.

side note: i was never really that good at street fighter 2. one time i played my friend mike yim and i think he perfected me. twice. then he told me to stop wasting his time. shameful. its okay. i later made fun of him in front of pretty girls. face.

you can change the text to say whatever you want. “i push buttons,” “push my buttons,” etc. go ahead, go nuts with it.

being a guy - venting

the lady recently had a lengthy phone conversation with one of her lady friends about problems that ladies go through. this was on the phone. for two hours. if im going to be the phone for two hours, i better be doing one of the following:

• on hold waiting for customer service for some sort of gizmo/toy.
• on hold waiting for sports tickets.
• both parties on the phone fell asleep in midst of a conversation (actually happened).

this reminds me of that coors light vent commercial

this would never happen in real life. ladies, let this be a lesson to you: guys do not get together and “vent.” at least, we dont openly say that we are venting. if i need to talk to one of my guy friends, im going to thinly veil it as a manly activity such as:

• hey man. want to go hit a bucket of golf balls?
• come over and play some video games
• i just got this huge tv. come watch espn on it!
• want to go shoot cans in the backyard with the bb gun?
• were grilling. bring the meat.
• lets go play some baseball.

Angry ninja is blogging from the iphone

I’m checking out the new wordpress iPhone application. It seems pretty awesome.

Not sure how often I’ll be banging out posts on the phone, but it’s always nice to have that option.

Maybe it might come in handy. Like when that guy got arrested in egypt and Twitter saved his life.

Below is a screen capture from this post.

everyone needs friends… even angry ninjas

when visiting the site, many angry ninja readers ask,

why arent there more characters? you should have a whole gang of characters! and angry ninja should have pets! like a dog! or a raccoon! that would be super cute!

well, yes, that would be super cute, and yes, i fully intend to roll out a line of angry ninja characters, the first one being: happy samurai.

now i know ninjas are supposed to be solitary, super stealth assassins, but seriously, everyone needs friends. hes got to have someone to enjoy some brewskies with after his long ninja missions. happy samurai is always happy to oblige. after all, hes always got his awesome party hat on.

I will be adding more colors and color variations as time goes on, so let me know what youre interested in and i will see what i can do to honor your requests.

side note on the zazzle store. some of you may not know this, but i leave all of my shirts fully customizable on the store. this means that you can take one of my designs, put it on a mens/womens/kids shirt dark or light, and change all of the text. you can even choose the shirt material, 100% cotton, vintage shirt, heavy duty, etc. the shirts that i have predesigned on the webstore are just a simple guide to what the shirts could look like.

how can you not want to watch this movie now?

step brothers is going to be awesome beyond belief. will ferrell, john c reilly, judd apatow. if only ben stiller were somehow included as well.

if the deleted scenes are this funny, the ones that actually made it into the film must be awesometacular!