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team usa is very good at dunking

August 14th, 2008 Posted in news, sports, tv

so good in fact, that if the olympics could be won solely on dunks, we would definitely win gold. lebron james would be mvp of the all dunk team. unfortunately, i dont think gold can be won by dunking all the time, so we might need to start playing better.

things we are good at:

  • dunking
  • layups
  • blocking shots
  • being fast
  • looking mean
  • having awesome looking uniforms
  • picking up stupid fouls

things we are not good at:

  • shooting mid range jumpers
  • shooting 3 pointers
  • shooting free throws
  • ok fine, shooting in general

i understand that the ball is a little bit smaller in international basketball, but does it really make that big of a difference?

heres something else i noticed. there i was, watching the game, when this guy checks in for the greek team:

the first thing that ran through my mind?

holy crap. shaq hates kobe so much that he joined the greek squad to play him! this brings the kobe shaq feud to a whole nother level!

turns out it wasnt usa shaq, but greek shaq. some guy named sofoklis schortsanitis. whatever. ima call him greek shaq.

also, happy birthday to my sister. welcome to your mid 20s.

3 Responses to “team usa is very good at dunking”

  1. Lawrence Hwu says:

    pretty sure that guy is an NBA washout and was called “baby shaq” on draft day by some announcer

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  2. Bonzo says:

    ..is having mid 20s crisis already. want to sleep in my bowl of cereal.

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  3. ninja says:

    i dont know what that means…

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