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inception… plus teenage mutant angry ninjas

watched inception yesterday. its still blowing my mind. i dont think theres anything that nolan directs, or leonardo acts in that i wont watch anymore. i mean, that movie made me dream of talking dogs, trash bags full of cash/brocolli, pizza joints, and policemen. and the entire thing made sense to me in my brain. i woke up thinking that kaden could talk to me. then i thought about the movie the entire day.

speaking of leonardo, i was inspired to create this t shirt after watching the movie. why i hadnt thought of it before, i dont know. it has all of the right ingredients:

• angry ninjas
• ninja turtles
• awesomeness
• swords

maybe this idea could only come to me after watching inception.

ps. during the movie, i kept waiting for batman to jump out and kick  scarecrow and ras al ghul in their faces.

just called out on my age

had to update my about page to “late 20s.” now i am le sad.

new angry ninja logo t shirts

new angry ninja rebrand means new angry ninja logo. new angry ninja logo means…. new angry ninja t shirts!… so taaaadaaaaaaaaaaa!

the new guy is angrier than ever. in fact, the lil guy probably has a black belt in ninjitsu and angerification. he’s also got a nice squishy side though. like the pillsbury doughboy, you just want to poke him in the belly. just be careful not to surprise him or its bye bye finger.

it is sunday. i am:

wearing this:

and drinking this:

that is all.

go sharks.

going through a rebrand

hang in there with me. going through an angry ninja character redesign. those eagle-eyed readers can see that the new angry ninja has already made an appearance on the top left corner.

the existing angry ninja t shirts have been taken offline, and i will update the more popular designs as i go along.

first up, a refreshed san jose sharks angry ninja t shirt!

look out for it later tonight!

no jinx this time on san jose sharks t shirt please!

sharks are in the second round. it is a very new feeling. in honor of them playing the red wings, i will attempt to incorporate chicken wings in all of my meals during game days. kfc double down, here i come.

so back by popular demand, angry ninja proudly presents: san jose sharks t shirts!

angry ninja = great american

phil and laura (phloras?) wedding this last weekend. and just in case i couldnt find my name tag for the seating chart, they added a descriptor for me.

great american. pretty fitting.

iron man 2 t shirts!

the iron man marketing machine is in full swing, and what better way to show your enthusiasm for bizillionaire robert downey jr… err… tony stark than with a brand spanking new iron man t shirt?

with this t shirt, you can pretend that you have a awesome suit of armor that files and shoots plasma blasts out of the palms of your hands. youll also turn into a super genius and be really good with the ladies.

these probably werent meant to go in the toaster oven all at once.

but i do not like doing dishes.

contents:

• 6 cajun chicken breasts
• 5 asparagus spears
• 7 sweet peppers
• 5 mushrooms

pop in the oven at 350 for 25 minutes. hopefully i wont get cancer charred vegetables and raw chicken.

lindsey vonn = cyclops

lindsey vonn will dominate these olympics, one shin be dammed.

why will she dominate you ask? because she has mutant powers. like cyclops, leader of the x men:

in fact, if you look closely enough, you can see the resemblance:

also, like cyclops, she will lead the usa to glory.

or shoot optic laser blasts out of her eyes.