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inception… plus teenage mutant angry ninjas

watched inception yesterday. its still blowing my mind. i dont think theres anything that nolan directs, or leonardo acts in that i wont watch anymore. i mean, that movie made me dream of talking dogs, trash bags full of cash/brocolli, pizza joints, and policemen. and the entire thing made sense to me in my brain. i woke up thinking that kaden could talk to me. then i thought about the movie the entire day.

speaking of leonardo, i was inspired to create this t shirt after watching the movie. why i hadnt thought of it before, i dont know. it has all of the right ingredients:

• angry ninjas
• ninja turtles
• awesomeness
• swords

maybe this idea could only come to me after watching inception.

ps. during the movie, i kept waiting for batman to jump out and kick  scarecrow and ras al ghul in their faces.

new angry ninja logo t shirts

new angry ninja rebrand means new angry ninja logo. new angry ninja logo means…. new angry ninja t shirts!… so taaaadaaaaaaaaaaa!

the new guy is angrier than ever. in fact, the lil guy probably has a black belt in ninjitsu and angerification. he’s also got a nice squishy side though. like the pillsbury doughboy, you just want to poke him in the belly. just be careful not to surprise him or its bye bye finger.

no jinx this time on san jose sharks t shirt please!

sharks are in the second round. it is a very new feeling. in honor of them playing the red wings, i will attempt to incorporate chicken wings in all of my meals during game days. kfc double down, here i come.

so back by popular demand, angry ninja proudly presents: san jose sharks t shirts!

iron man 2 t shirts!

the iron man marketing machine is in full swing, and what better way to show your enthusiasm for bizillionaire robert downey jr… err… tony stark than with a brand spanking new iron man t shirt?

with this t shirt, you can pretend that you have a awesome suit of armor that files and shoots plasma blasts out of the palms of your hands. youll also turn into a super genius and be really good with the ladies.

retro xbox 360 t shirt… finally!

its been a long time… i shoudnt have left you… without some t shirts to step to.

my creative juices have been lacking recently. sorry for the lack of new t shirt designs. i will try to do better going forward.

so ive been really wanting to do some 8 bit pixel art pieces, i just didnt know what they would be of. then this weekend, i had an epiphany while i was sitting at home missing the lady playing batman: arkham asylum. (what the heck just happened there?)

gamers need some love too. and like video game controllers, they need to be held and have their buttons pushed once in a while.

its snow & santa ninja time

brr is cold. wtf california? i didnt sign up for this. seeing snow on my morning commute? where am i? boston?

tis the season i guess. the season of high pg&e bills, going over budget on smallspend, christmas trees, crowded malls, snowboarding, hot cocoa, and most importantly, tis the season of giving.

so give your that special someone one of these holiday angry ninja t shirts. theres a santa ninja t shirt. theres an abominable snowman t shirt. both are perfect for your mom/dad/girlfriend/boyfriend/fiance/room mate/guy on couch who wont leave/neighbor/dentist/barber/dog.

santa ninja t shirt

abominable snowman ninja shirt

get ready… its about to start…

t minus 2 hours, 14 minutes and counting… better get prepared:

iphone wallpaper? check

cal fight song ringtone? check

cal fight song

cal football t shirts? check

get your new cal football t shirts here!

sorry for the infrequent posts and t shirts. been busy with a few things – helping the lady move to philly, doing the whole long distance thing.

you think i’d be super bummerfied. i mean, i am kind of bummerfied, but not super bummerfied. (lady, if you are reading this, i am super super bummerfied). the reason behind this is two-fold.

1. 1. a fellow golden bear moved in and now we have lots of video game playing time and sportscenter on.
2. 2. cal football season is starting.

its no secret that i am a big california golden bears football fan. i think we can be a special team this year. so special that there are actually new angry ninja cal football t shirts out! i know. im like a phoenix rising from its ashes.

kevin riley, please dont eff this up like oregon state 2007. tedford (and agnry ninja) would be displeased.

and as always, go bears.

still getting hassled by the po po

just the other week, i was over at smallchou’s place for a bbq. it was saturday on memorial day weekend. we got the police called on us.

now this might have been for a variety of reasons:

1. they thought askskratch was dead because he was passed out and not moving. (which he did and wasnt)
2. they thought i was pregnant and about to have a food baby (which i was and did the next morning)
3. they wanted to come watch yanting dominate at beer pong. (which she killed at)

regardless, they came to tell us to shut our faces. aparrently one of the neighbors had some things to say about our joyous outbursts – as in, tell those kids to shut up!

haters.

so everyone, when you are out and about celebrating all sorts of joyous occasions this summer, bumping your lady gaga, be wary of the police ninja. they break up parties. and possibly your face if you give them too much lip.

entertaining sharks game last night.

some of them played like they were drunk. if they keep this up, who knows how long well be able to watch these guys? better pick up your angry ninja sharks shirts now while you still have a reason to!

also, that was a pretty awesome fight. lets hope we see some more of those.

also, hockey is pretty awesome in hd, even if it is on versus. perhaps they should look into making it 3d like monsters vs aliens.