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i dance. you dance. we all dance… at sundance?

January 27th, 2010 | No Comments | Posted in adventure, movies

went to sundance this last weekend. i probably should have checked the weather before i left, because it was cold. it probably wouldnt have been so bad but… i didnt bring snow pants… or boots… or a snow jacket…

man, what good is the weather app on my iphone if i never use it?

heres the view from the cabin:

it looked like every other cabin from the street. so i built a snowman/bouncer for our front door. whenever we called a taxi, we’d tell the driver to look for him.

those are potato chips for his eyes and buttons

by the third day, this became pretty ineffective:

im meeellltttiiinnnngggg

i fully expected to see vincent chase, king of sundance, walking around park city. instead, i got to see patty, the hooker, from my name is earl. here she is eating some cheeseburgers:

here she is on the show:

and here is the view from downdown:

brr. im getting shivers just looking at these pictures.

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stop complaining about transformers

June 29th, 2009 | 3 Comments | Posted in movies, reviews

listen, if you went to watch transformers: revenge of the fallen, it was for one of two reasons:

  1. 1. lots of giant robots
  2. 2. megan fox

actually,  maybe both reasons.

you didnt go see it for any sort of storyline, character/plot development, writing, etc. its a michael bay film. dont go in there expecting shawshank redemption. do go in there expecting robot balls.

will all of that said, i heart giant robots (balls and all).

rating: 5/5 angry ninjas

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new linkin park AND transformers?!

May 19th, 2009 | No Comments | Posted in movies, music

you know, just in case i wasnt already super pumped about the new transformers movie, linkin park decided to release their single for transformers: revenge of the fallen.

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great. now its on repeat on my itunes.

oh yeah… and heres an excuse to post a picture of megan fox rubbing her leg/butt.

2q9dix0

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netflix… ive missed you and your awesomeness.

May 15th, 2009 | No Comments | Posted in movies, news

just got this email from netflix. what awesome customer service.

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heres my customer service experience with blockbuster all access:

me:  i was looking at my credit card statement and it looks like my subscription went from $9.99 to $11.99. I also tried to exchange my DVDs in store recently but the cashier told me that i had used up all my exchanges for the month. when i signed up, i had unlimited in store exchanges.
cs: yes.
me: um so you increased the price and limited my in store exchanges without my approval?
cs: yes.

that my dear reader, is what we call a bait and switch. and the reason i cancelled blockbuster and went back to netflix.

moral of the story – dont give your money to businesses with shady customer acquisiton tactics  like blockbuster. assholes.

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want… watch… now!!!

May 1st, 2009 | No Comments | Posted in movies, news

now with 400% more autonomous robotic organisms from the planet cybertron.

have a great weekend everyone.

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fantastically amazing video

April 17th, 2009 | No Comments | Posted in movies

so very cool. kinda like the matrix effect (where trinity jumps in the air, the camera freezes and pans 180 degrees, and she kicks the coppers in the face) but on steroids.

also, can you believe the matrix is 10 years old? man im getting old.

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i dont care if cristian bale might be crazy…

March 3rd, 2009 | No Comments | Posted in movies

this movie is going to be awesome.

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angry ninja watchmen t shirts!

February 27th, 2009 | No Comments | Posted in design, movies, store

watchmen movie comes out next week! comic book nerds around the world rejoice! hopefully zach snyder does an awesome job bringing alan moores story to life. wonder how hes going to handle the comic book within a comic book arc. shakespearian.

so my original design for my watchmen t shirt looked something like this:

watchmen-ninja

so very sick, but so copyright infringing. pity. it would have been an instant classic. could have worn it to wonder con in the city this weekend… you know… if i got dressed up like ryu from street fighter and went to things like that.

but now you comic book heads have another option. is it a ketchup splat? is it blood? youll have to read the graphic novel/watch the movie to find out!

watchmen t shirt

watchmen-splat-yellow

happy friday!

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one super busy weekend

September 22nd, 2008 | 4 Comments | Posted in adventure, food, movies, news, reviews, sports

angry ninja so tired from weekend. lady was gone, so it was filled with angry ninja with friends activities.

thursday night

  1. after dropping off the lady at the airport, went to fu lam mum for their late night dim sum. four shrimp dumplings, pork dumplings, and three custard buns later, i am stuffed. and its also 12 oclock. way past my bedtime for a weeknight.

friday night

  1. tgi fridays is one happening place. what makes it so? happy hour from 10 pm to 12 am. half off beers and appetizers == super full. also super sleepy. always get the sesame jack chicken.

saturday

  1. the day was spent hanging out with my cousin, helping my dad repair the deck (made me feel manly) in the backyard, watching burn after reading, making shepherds pie (recipe to follow later – so delicious), and going out to bjs for appetizers and drinks. i think i just described enough activities for an entire weekend right there.
  2. burn after reading review – 3/5 angry ninjas

sunday

  1. 49ers tailgate! 49ers win! whoo! 10 am – 5:30 pm was spent in beautiful candlestick park.

and there you have it. now if only i could get another weekend to recover from this past one.

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ride the express

September 4th, 2008 | 4 Comments | Posted in design, movies, music, store

youre going to want to ride the express. trust me. funniest movie ive seen in a while. how can it not be with lines like this:

this is like if that blue oyster sh*t met that african kush I had –and they had a baby. and then meanwhile, that crazy northern light stuff i had and the super red espresso snowflake met and had a baby. and by some miracle, those two babies met, and f*cked–this would the sh*t that they birthed. its almost a shame to smoke it. its like killing a unicorn…with, like, a bomb.

it also has one awesome soundtrack. i could listen to this mia song – paper planes all day. well, at least twice in a row on my iphone

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also, time for another music t shirt. headphones are good for music.

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