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inception… plus teenage mutant angry ninjas

watched inception yesterday. its still blowing my mind. i dont think theres anything that nolan directs, or leonardo acts in that i wont watch anymore. i mean, that movie made me dream of talking dogs, trash bags full of cash/brocolli, pizza joints, and policemen. and the entire thing made sense to me in my brain. i woke up thinking that kaden could talk to me. then i thought about the movie the entire day.

speaking of leonardo, i was inspired to create this t shirt after watching the movie. why i hadnt thought of it before, i dont know. it has all of the right ingredients:

• angry ninjas
• ninja turtles
• awesomeness
• swords

maybe this idea could only come to me after watching inception.

ps. during the movie, i kept waiting for batman to jump out and kick  scarecrow and ras al ghul in their faces.

iron man 2 t shirts!

the iron man marketing machine is in full swing, and what better way to show your enthusiasm for bizillionaire robert downey jr… err… tony stark than with a brand spanking new iron man t shirt?

with this t shirt, you can pretend that you have a awesome suit of armor that files and shoots plasma blasts out of the palms of your hands. youll also turn into a super genius and be really good with the ladies.

i dance. you dance. we all dance… at sundance?

went to sundance this last weekend. i probably should have checked the weather before i left, because it was cold. it probably wouldnt have been so bad but… i didnt bring snow pants… or boots… or a snow jacket…

man, what good is the weather app on my iphone if i never use it?

heres the view from the cabin:

it looked like every other cabin from the street. so i built a snowman/bouncer for our front door. whenever we called a taxi, we’d tell the driver to look for him.

those are potato chips for his eyes and buttons

by the third day, this became pretty ineffective:

im meeellltttiiinnnngggg

i fully expected to see vincent chase, king of sundance, walking around park city. instead, i got to see patty, the hooker, from my name is earl. here she is eating some cheeseburgers:

here she is on the show:

and here is the view from downdown:

brr. im getting shivers just looking at these pictures.

stop complaining about transformers

listen, if you went to watch transformers: revenge of the fallen, it was for one of two reasons:

1. 1. lots of giant robots
2. 2. megan fox

actually,  maybe both reasons.

you didnt go see it for any sort of storyline, character/plot development, writing, etc. its a michael bay film. dont go in there expecting shawshank redemption. do go in there expecting robot balls.

will all of that said, i heart giant robots (balls and all).

rating: 5/5 angry ninjas

new linkin park AND transformers?!

you know, just in case i wasnt already super pumped about the new transformers movie, linkin park decided to release their single for transformers: revenge of the fallen.

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great. now its on repeat on my itunes.

oh yeah… and heres an excuse to post a picture of megan fox rubbing her leg/butt.

netflix… ive missed you and your awesomeness.

just got this email from netflix. what awesome customer service.

heres my customer service experience with blockbuster all access:

me:  i was looking at my credit card statement and it looks like my subscription went from $9.99 to $11.99. I also tried to exchange my DVDs in store recently but the cashier told me that i had used up all my exchanges for the month. when i signed up, i had unlimited in store exchanges.
cs: yes.
me: um so you increased the price and limited my in store exchanges without my approval?
cs: yes.

that my dear reader, is what we call a bait and switch. and the reason i cancelled blockbuster and went back to netflix.

moral of the story – dont give your money to businesses with shady customer acquisiton tactics  like blockbuster. assholes.

want… watch… now!!!

now with 400% more autonomous robotic organisms from the planet cybertron.

have a great weekend everyone.

fantastically amazing video

so very cool. kinda like the matrix effect (where trinity jumps in the air, the camera freezes and pans 180 degrees, and she kicks the coppers in the face) but on steroids.

also, can you believe the matrix is 10 years old? man im getting old.

i dont care if cristian bale might be crazy…

this movie is going to be awesome.

angry ninja watchmen t shirts!

watchmen movie comes out next week! comic book nerds around the world rejoice! hopefully zach snyder does an awesome job bringing alan moores story to life. wonder how hes going to handle the comic book within a comic book arc. shakespearian.

so my original design for my watchmen t shirt looked something like this:

so very sick, but so copyright infringing. pity. it would have been an instant classic. could have worn it to wonder con in the city this weekend… you know… if i got dressed up like ryu from street fighter and went to things like that.

but now you comic book heads have another option. is it a ketchup splat? is it blood? youll have to read the graphic novel/watch the movie to find out!

happy friday!