also, why is he in a supply closet?

i didnt know where were aks in halo?

great. now its on repeat on my itunes.

oh yeah… and heres an excuse to post a picture of megan fox rubbing her leg/butt.

mike, little big planet is such a cute game. you can customize your sackboy, make him dance around and do such adorable things. why is your sackboy ninja t shirt so angry?

so you spoke, and i listened. here are the happy little big planet ninja sackboys. i have to admit, they are pretty darned cute.

but maybe not as cute as this:

time to pick up one of these shirts for my boy!

also, flo rida – low!

oh white people…

this is like if that blue oyster sh*t met that african kush I had –and they had a baby. and then meanwhile, that crazy northern light stuff i had and the super red espresso snowflake met and had a baby. and by some miracle, those two babies met, and f*cked–this would the sh*t that they birthed. its almost a shame to smoke it. its like killing a unicorn…with, like, a bomb.

it also has one awesome soundtrack. i could listen to this mia song – paper planes all day. well, at least twice in a row on my iphone

also, time for another music t shirt. headphones are good for music.

angry ninja shirts

big ups to everyone packing their angry ninja shirts for this trip. above are some of the shirts spotted during our time there. i even got complimented on some of them while riding the omni (great hotel btw) elevator:

woman: wispering to her friend: those shirts are so funny. teeheehee
woman: excuse me, where did you get those shirts?
me: oh these ol things? i designed them.
woman: oh really?
me: yeah, you can check them out at www.angryninja.com

pretty sweet feeling when complete strangers inadvertently compliment you on your work.

food

id say that 70% to 75% of the trip was spent either, going to a place to eat, eating at said place, and deciding what to eat next. i didnt get to capture all of the food consumption, so here are a few highlights.

sushi deli:

whats that i see on the menu? ninja roll? what are you reading right now? angry ninja? so yeah, i ordered it. i mean, how could i not? it was like fate.

here is the roll itself. it was delicious. id order it every time if i could.

and as if regular meals werent enough, we also had desserts. not just any desserts mind you, but extraordinary desserts.

now, the menu might have called the above two cakes “lemon” and “strawberry short,” but i call them diabetes. my heart almost jumped out of my chest.

all in all, id say its pretty realistic that i gained a good 4 pounds in 4 days. might not be a personal record (youd have to have known me during my potato diet phase), but still not too shabby.

rock band

if we spent 70% – 75% of the time eating, we must have spent at least a good 20% of the time playing rock band. its a pretty fun game, and i got to sing a lot.

actually, im not sure if “sing” is the right word. why you ask? well this is one of the sings i “sang”

yes, the lead singer is supposed to be a woman.

pinkberry vs red mango

ate pinkberry. pretty tasty. not as good as red mango. why? lets count the reasons:

• yogurt tastes faker (artificially sweetened)
• original tart is not very tart
• fruit (mango) is not as fresh/delicious

dont get me wrong, its pretty good. ill gladly eat it. its just no red mango. end of story. time to move on.

virgin america flights

this airline is awesome. especially if you hate flying like i do. what makes it so awesome? the entertainment system located on the back of every single headrest. here are a few things that i did on my relatively short flight (sorry for the blurry shots, i was taking these during the “please turn all of your electronic devices off” stage of the flight):

played doom – pew pew pew

arranged and listened to a personal playlist from their library of music – boom boom boom

watched espn – go fight win

video games, tv and music – three of this sites categories, all in one flight. awesome. only way it could have been more perfect is if had an on board t shirt making factory.

friends

so whats the lesson that we can all take away from this? yes, its fun to go places and take trips. its fun to hang out with friends and eat stuff/play video games with them. but its so much more awesomer if you actually go on trips with your friends and people you care about to eat stuff/play video games/hang out.

also, when youre booking flights back, its probably best to book an afternoon flight, especially if you have to be in at work at 7 in the morning the next day.

you can fill in the blank yourselves. “the bomb” and “explosive” both work. so does “blowin up!”

yes, this extended fourth of july weekend, i will be in sunny san diego – bbqing, beaching, carne asada-ing, and whatever-else-they-do-down-in-san diego-ing. its going to be awesome. apparently, there is a lot of food that i have to eat while im down there.

last head count, there were about 12 or so northern californians temporarily transplanting themselves down there for the weekend. any time that happens, adventures are bound to happen. also expect an inappropriate number of instances of the word “hella.”

ps. i know i semi wrote about this design yesterday, but i wanted to give it a proper unveiling. after all, it is an exploding ninja head.

happy fourth of july everyone!