Angry Ninja. angry ninja t shirts, store, blog adventures and more! http://www.angryninja.com/blog Angry Ninja. angry ninja t shirts, store, blog adventures and more! Tue, 27 Jul 2010 16:10:01 +0000 en hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.0 inception… plus teenage mutant angry ninjas http://www.angryninja.com/blog/2010/07/27/inception-plus-teenage-mutant-angry-ninjas/ http://www.angryninja.com/blog/2010/07/27/inception-plus-teenage-mutant-angry-ninjas/#comments Tue, 27 Jul 2010 16:10:01 +0000 ninja http://www.angryninja.com/blog/?p=1222 watched inception yesterday. its still blowing my mind. i dont think theres anything that nolan directs, or leonardo acts in that i wont watch anymore. i mean, that movie made me dream of talking dogs, trash bags full of cash/brocolli, pizza joints, and policemen. and the entire thing made sense to me in my brain. i woke up thinking that kaden could talk to me. then i thought about the movie the entire day.

speaking of leonardo, i was inspired to create this t shirt after watching the movie. why i hadnt thought of it before, i dont know. it has all of the right ingredients:

  • angry ninjas
  • ninja turtles
  • awesomeness
  • swords

maybe this idea could only come to me after watching inception.

ps. during the movie, i kept waiting for batman to jump out and kick  scarecrow and ras al ghul in their faces.

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]]> http://www.angryninja.com/blog/2010/07/09/just-called-out-on-my-age/feed/ 2 new angry ninja logo t shirts http://www.angryninja.com/blog/2010/06/04/new-angry-ninja-logo-t-shirts/ http://www.angryninja.com/blog/2010/06/04/new-angry-ninja-logo-t-shirts/#comments Fri, 04 Jun 2010 16:05:10 +0000 ninja http://www.angryninja.com/blog/?p=1205 new angry ninja rebrand means new angry ninja logo. new angry ninja logo means…. new angry ninja t shirts!… so taaaadaaaaaaaaaaa!

the new guy is angrier than ever. in fact, the lil guy probably has a black belt in ninjitsu and angerification. he’s also got a nice squishy side though. like the pillsbury doughboy, you just want to poke him in the belly. just be careful not to surprise him or its bye bye finger.

]]> http://www.angryninja.com/blog/2010/06/04/new-angry-ninja-logo-t-shirts/feed/ 1 it is sunday. i am: http://www.angryninja.com/blog/2010/05/16/it-is-sunday-i-am/ http://www.angryninja.com/blog/2010/05/16/it-is-sunday-i-am/#comments Sun, 16 May 2010 18:52:45 +0000 ninja http://www.angryninja.com/blog/?p=1200 wearing this:

and drinking this:

that is all.

go sharks.

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the existing angry ninja t shirts have been taken offline, and i will update the more popular designs as i go along.

first up, a refreshed san jose sharks angry ninja t shirt!

look out for it later tonight!

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so back by popular demand, angry ninja proudly presents: san jose sharks t shirts!

]]> http://www.angryninja.com/blog/2010/04/28/no-jinx-this-time-on-san-jose-sharks-t-shirt-please/feed/ 4 angry ninja = great american http://www.angryninja.com/blog/2010/04/15/angry-ninja-great-american/ http://www.angryninja.com/blog/2010/04/15/angry-ninja-great-american/#comments Thu, 15 Apr 2010 17:08:28 +0000 ninja http://www.angryninja.com/blog/?p=1164 phil and laura (phloras?) wedding this last weekend. and just in case i couldnt find my name tag for the seating chart, they added a descriptor for me.

great american. pretty fitting.

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with this t shirt, you can pretend that you have a awesome suit of armor that files and shoots plasma blasts out of the palms of your hands. youll also turn into a super genius and be really good with the ladies.

]]> http://www.angryninja.com/blog/2010/04/14/iron-man-2-t-shirts/feed/ 1 these probably werent meant to go in the toaster oven all at once. http://www.angryninja.com/blog/2010/02/24/these-probably-werent-meant-to-go-in-the-toaster-oven-all-at-once/ http://www.angryninja.com/blog/2010/02/24/these-probably-werent-meant-to-go-in-the-toaster-oven-all-at-once/#comments Thu, 25 Feb 2010 02:20:59 +0000 ninja http://www.angryninja.com/blog/?p=1145 but i do not like doing dishes.

contents:

  • 6 cajun chicken breasts
  • 5 asparagus spears
  • 7 sweet peppers
  • 5 mushrooms

pop in the oven at 350 for 25 minutes. hopefully i wont get cancer charred vegetables and raw chicken.

]]> http://www.angryninja.com/blog/2010/02/24/these-probably-werent-meant-to-go-in-the-toaster-oven-all-at-once/feed/ 1 lindsey vonn = cyclops http://www.angryninja.com/blog/2010/02/17/lindsey-vonn-cyclops/ http://www.angryninja.com/blog/2010/02/17/lindsey-vonn-cyclops/#comments Thu, 18 Feb 2010 01:56:17 +0000 ninja http://www.angryninja.com/blog/?p=1139 lindsey vonn will dominate these olympics, one shin be dammed.

why will she dominate you ask? because she has mutant powers. like cyclops, leader of the x men:

in fact, if you look closely enough, you can see the resemblance:

also, like cyclops, she will lead the usa to glory.

or shoot optic laser blasts out of her eyes.

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