contents:

• 6 cajun chicken breasts
• 5 asparagus spears
• 7 sweet peppers
• 5 mushrooms

pop in the oven at 350 for 25 minutes. hopefully i wont get cancer charred vegetables and raw chicken.

why will she dominate you ask? because she has mutant powers. like cyclops, leader of the x men:

in fact, if you look closely enough, you can see the resemblance:

also, like cyclops, she will lead the usa to glory.

or shoot optic laser blasts out of her eyes.

i spent a lot of time with my parents this weekend. here is a list of all of the things my mom(of mmiaf fame) likes to say to me. i tried my hardest to get this down to at top 5, but i couldnt so you get a freebie. without further adieu:

top 5+1 things my mom says to me in person or on the phone:

5+1. call your sister.
5. put this on craigslist for me.
4. eat more fruits and vegitables/dont drink so much.
3. a package came for you today. what is it? dont spend so much money.
2. how do i watch this dvd/burn this cd/something electronics related.
1. you look like youre getting fat.

im not quite sure how she can tell #1 over the phone, but somehow she knows. must be a mom thing.

you too can get in the olympic spirit with these angry ninja olympics ninja t shirts!

dogs already know how to do that, so they dont have to say as long.

my creative juices have been lacking recently. sorry for the lack of new t shirt designs. i will try to do better going forward.

so ive been really wanting to do some 8 bit pixel art pieces, i just didnt know what they would be of. then this weekend, i had an epiphany while i was sitting at home missing the lady playing batman: arkham asylum. (what the heck just happened there?)

gamers need some love too. and like video game controllers, they need to be held and have their buttons pushed once in a while.

man, what good is the weather app on my iphone if i never use it?

heres the view from the cabin:

it looked like every other cabin from the street. so i built a snowman/bouncer for our front door. whenever we called a taxi, we’d tell the driver to look for him.

those are potato chips for his eyes and buttons

by the third day, this became pretty ineffective:

im meeellltttiiinnnngggg

i fully expected to see vincent chase, king of sundance, walking around park city. instead, i got to see patty, the hooker, from my name is earl. here she is eating some cheeseburgers:

here she is on the show:

and here is the view from downdown:

brr. im getting shivers just looking at these pictures.

frogs leap in napa has a farm.
e.i.e.i.oh
and on this farm they have angry chickens.
e.i.e.i.oh
with a squak squak here and a squak squak there. angry chickens, attacking everywhere.
frogs leap in napa has a farm.
e.i.e.i.oh

ps. the food at ad hoc is amazing. i cant wait to go get some revenge on fried chicken night.

also, why is he in a supply closet?

tis the season i guess. the season of high pg&e bills, going over budget on smallspend, christmas trees, crowded malls, snowboarding, hot cocoa, and most importantly, tis the season of giving.

so give your that special someone one of these holiday angry ninja t shirts. theres a santa ninja t shirt. theres an abominable snowman t shirt. both are perfect for your mom/dad/girlfriend/boyfriend/fiance/room mate/guy on couch who wont leave/neighbor/dentist/barber/dog.

santa ninja t shirt

abominable snowman ninja shirt