lindsey vonn = cyclops
lindsey vonn will dominate these olympics, one shin be dammed.
why will she dominate you ask? because she has mutant powers. like cyclops, leader of the x men:
in fact, if you look closely enough, you can see the resemblance:
also, like cyclops, she will lead the usa to glory.
or shoot optic laser blasts out of her eyes.
tags: alpine skiing, cyclops, lindsey vonn, olympics, optic blast, x men