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5 + 1 things my mom says to me

happy chinese new year. go tigers.

i spent a lot of time with my parents this weekend. here is a list of all of the things my mom(of mmiaf fame) likes to say to me. i tried my hardest to get this down to at top 5, but i couldnt so you get a freebie. without further adieu:

top 5+1 things my mom says to me in person or on the phone:

5+1. call your sister.
5. put this on craigslist for me.
4. eat more fruits and vegitables/dont drink so much.
3. a package came for you today. what is it? dont spend so much money.
2. how do i watch this dvd/burn this cd/something electronics related.
1. you look like youre getting fat.

im not quite sure how she can tell #1 over the phone, but somehow she knows. must be a mom thing.

dude… im famous…

The following conversation i had with my mom made it onto the insanely popular blog mymomisafob.com

Mom: Are you going to watch Nightlight?
Me: Um what?
Mom: Nightlight. You know, it just beat the Larry Porrey books.
[Larry Porrey = Harry Potter]
Me: …do you mean Twilight? Probably not.
Mom: Yes, Nightlight. Why not? I remember you like vampire shows, like Buddy.
Me: Mom, it’s Buffy, not Buddy.
Mom: Same things. You know what I mean.

if you find that amusing, you can also check out mydadisafob

asian people rule.