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angry ninja vs angry chicken

sing along everyone!

frogs leap in napa has a farm.
e.i.e.i.oh
and on this farm they have angry chickens.
e.i.e.i.oh
with a squak squak here and a squak squak there. angry chickens, attacking everywhere.
frogs leap in napa has a farm.
e.i.e.i.oh

ps. the food at ad hoc is amazing. i cant wait to go get some revenge on fried chicken night.

its snow & santa ninja time

brr is cold. wtf california? i didnt sign up for this. seeing snow on my morning commute? where am i? boston?

tis the season i guess. the season of high pg&e bills, going over budget on smallspend, christmas trees, crowded malls, snowboarding, hot cocoa, and most importantly, tis the season of giving.

so give your that special someone one of these holiday angry ninja t shirts. theres a santa ninja t shirt. theres an abominable snowman t shirt. both are perfect for your mom/dad/girlfriend/boyfriend/fiance/room mate/guy on couch who wont leave/neighbor/dentist/barber/dog.

santa ninja t shirt

abominable snowman ninja shirt

still getting hassled by the po po

just the other week, i was over at smallchou’s place for a bbq. it was saturday on memorial day weekend. we got the police called on us.

now this might have been for a variety of reasons:

1. they thought askskratch was dead because he was passed out and not moving. (which he did and wasnt)
2. they thought i was pregnant and about to have a food baby (which i was and did the next morning)
3. they wanted to come watch yanting dominate at beer pong. (which she killed at)

regardless, they came to tell us to shut our faces. aparrently one of the neighbors had some things to say about our joyous outbursts – as in, tell those kids to shut up!

haters.

so everyone, when you are out and about celebrating all sorts of joyous occasions this summer, bumping your lady gaga, be wary of the police ninja. they break up parties. and possibly your face if you give them too much lip.

angry ninja now makes… shopping bags?

had an interesting request already for this design. you know i love my angry ninja fans.

as usual, you can change “ninja bun” to whatever you want it to say. maybe “bun making bag.” im sure you can come up with something more creative.

chemist ninja mixes it up

i had two roomates back for most of my time at cal. so when i posted the broken ninja shirt for one of them, the other one got all buttsore about not getting his own angry ninja t shirt.

little did he know, i had been working on a design for him all along. i mean seriously, i dont play favorites – i hated both of them equally. jk. they know i have nothing but love for both of them. hmm, i wonder why they never return my phone calls?

in any case, i present to you – chemist ninja – mixes it up.

side note on the zazzle store. some of you may not know this, but i leave all of my shirts fully customizable on the store. this means that you can take one of my designs, put it on a mens/womens/kids shirt dark or light, and change all of the text. you can even choose the shirt material, 100% cotton, vintage shirt, heavy duty, etc. the shirts that i have predesigned on the webstore are just a simple guide to what the shirts could look like.

espn ninja shirts available now!

here at casa de angry ninja, i watch a lot of espn (channel 38 on comcast, 724 for hd). i also read a lot of espn.com and espn the magazine, so you can understand where the inspiration of these next two shirts comes from. favorite things to watch on espn besides sports?

1. sportscenter – catch up on the days events.
2. around the horn – who doesnt love woody paige?
3. pti – kornheiser and wilbon = old married couple. and thats awesome.
4. e:60 – not the entire show. just the interesting segments.

least favorite?

1. jim rome is burning – and i dont care.
2. 1st and 10 – skip bayless has a voice like a whiny girl.
3. quite frankly – if i wanted to hear a guy yell angrily about things, id much rather watch chris rock.

so here they are: espn ninja shirts.

in other news, i will be at the boardwalk watching game 6 of the nba finals tonight. go celtics.

somebody at google loves ninjas too

now this is awesome. the famous konami code has shown up in google reader. you can grab the angry ninja feed to enjoy in your own rss reader here.

what is the konami code you ask? for those of you (me included) that coudlnt beat contra back in the day, there was a special code, the konami code, that you could input that gave you 30 lives, making the game much more manageable.

up up down down left right left right b a. enter that in contra and you got 30 lives. enter that in google reader and you get this (use the keyboard arrow keys for the up/down/left/right):

before the konami code:

after the konami code:

you get ninjas on the sidebar, and your “all items” resets to 30. go ahead, try it out. to make the crazy ninjas go away, just enter the code in again.

more giants games and empowering birthday presents!

[update] once again, the angry ninja blog shows its magical powers. one day later, lincecum catches on fire and the giants score 8. the kid is awesome!

attended the giants phillies game for my birthday tonight. came to a sad conclusion: in order to win, the giants need to hold the opponent to under 4 runs a game. is 4 a magical number you ask? yup, yup it is. it is the maximum number of runs the giants can generate.

see fred lewis out there? see how sad and lonely he looks? this is because the phillies are going to score 7 runs during the game, making it impossible for his team to win.

went to the game with the lady, jack, and ivy, who had the following presents for me.

seem pretty normal. girls give books as presents all the time (at least to me). maybe there is something about books that make them seem like they would be good presents. either that, or girls might just tend to think that i need to read more books to broaden my horizons and make me a more interesting person.

well considered them broadened. these books are going to be awesome, and they definitely contain a lot of knowledge that can be bestowed upon me. flipping through the pages, i run across the following images.

see that? im going to learn how to punch someone in the balls. with authority. kim kardashian didnt need to take those self defense lessons to stay safe from stalkers. she should have just read this book.

i will also learn how to use crazy nunchakus/wood block things and grow an awesome mustache.

i cant wait to see what tomorrow at le colonial brings. forecast calls for 70% chance of inappropriateness, with 80% chance of adventure. 100% chance of awesome guaranteed.

reader request: holy crap – its a boy

my friend/coworker/co-creator of rockvspaper is about to have a baby. i guess having babies is the in thing these days. jennifer lopez, nicole ritchie, christina aguilera are all doing it. man, tina fey is even making movies about having babies. did i mention that having babies completely blows my mind?

i believe that the amount of freaking out im doing is unnatural, especially given that it isnt my kid, but even thinking about the existence of a mini version of me running around is unsettling.

i love kids as much as the next guy (probably more due to our similar mindsets), but hanging out, watching cartoons, playing with transformers, and having your own are completely different. i have no problem babysitting, but you want me raise my own and have little angry ninjas running around? that is game over.

anyways, the dude seems pretty psyched about having the little tyke. either that, or its the paternity leave that he gets to go on. congrats steve, youre about to have yourself a baby ninja. hopefully its not an angry baby ninja. baby ninja: please dont cry

heres one for the missus as well.

side note on the zazzle store. some of you may not know this, but i leave all of my shirts fully customizable on the store. this means that you can take one of my designs, put it on a mens/womens/kids shirt dark or light, and change all of the text. you can even choose the shirt material, 100% cotton, vintage shirt, heavy duty, etc. the shirts that i have predesigned on the webstore are just a simple guide to what the shirts could look like.

its nba playoff time! who wont be watching? my mom.

were in the thick of the nba playoffs. time for a trip down memory lane and a new t shirt.

one of my fondest memories growing up was watching the nba playoffs with my family, particularly my mom. my parents were not born in the states, and she doesnt work, so her english comprehension, especially listening, is decent, but not great (we have to watch dvds with english subtitles). we didnt have closed captioning back then, and dvds were not around yet, so when we gathered around the tv, there wasnt very much that we could watch.

enter basketball and mjs chicago bulls. the sport was super easy to follow (put the ball in the basket, punching your opponent usually leads to fouls), exciting to watch (look at the dunks!), and did not require much language comprehension.

one thing though: she only watched mjs bulls. and only in the playoffs. regular season? she didnt believe in it.

mom:what are they playing for?
me: seeding.
mom: not the championship?
me: no.
mom: then these games dont count. go to your room and do your homework.

i remember being extremely sad when mj retired for the second time. from previous experience (his first retirement), i knew that we woudlnt be sitting down as a family and watching basketball anymore. for her, if mj wasnt playing, she wasnt watching (its okay though. by this time, dvds were around so we could watch those together)

i guess thats how special of a player he truly was. sure the man could sell some shoes, and make some awesomely great commercials, but so can many other athletes. mj was special enough to make my mom, a non-sports fan, tune into every nba game he played between april and june. not just on tv either. i remember being on summer vacations and having to translate the radio announcers for her so that she could know the play by play.

favorite mj moment? flu game:

because of this, the nba playoffs will always be a special time for me. from hating on the lakers, to last years warriors run, ive had very fond basketball memories from april-junes past.

finals prediction? spurs vs celtics. celtics in 7.

new nba inspired shirt design: nba: where getting ninja-ed happens.

as always, all proceeds go to the glow foundation. help kids go to college.

side note on the zazzle store. some of you may not know this, but i leave all of my shirts fully customizable on the store. this means that you can take one of my designs, put it on a mens/womens/kids shirt dark or light, and change all of the text. you can even choose the shirt material, 100% cotton, vintage shirt, heavy duty, etc. the shirts that i have predesigned on the webstore are just a simple guide to what the shirts could look like.