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santa ninja is coming!

the holidays are here! malls are getting packed, christmas music is being played everywhere, and everyones getting in the holiday spirit (i cannot wait for those coca cola polar bear commercials). christmas sweaters are rearing their ugly heads as people get ready for christmas gatherings and white elephant parties.

i never really understood christmas sweaters. i mean, they are hideous. and youre at a party with people that you havent seen in a while, (add some mistletoe in there and you have a recipe for hookup success) why would you want to wear something that looks like santa barfed it up? those hookup chances sure arent gonna improve with you donning a christmas swearter, thats for sure.

i mean, just cuz you gotta put on some christmas attire to drink some eggnog doesnt mean that you cant go out in style. angry ninja is here to help with that. this santa ninja t shirt is perfect for any christmas occasion. it says, “hey ive got christmas spirit, and i dont look like a fool in some lumpy sweater.”

just remember that i dont supply the christmas gifts for everyone on your list, only the awesome t shirts.

so… what did you end up being for halloween?

cmon now. how could i be anything else other than an angry ninja character?

conversation of the night:

girl at bar: so what are you supposed to be?
me: point to my t shirt
girl: i dont get it… a blackberry?
me: circle the angry ninja character on my shirt with my finger
girl: you dont look like a blackberry…
me: take my drinks and walk away.

sunrise? that only impresses little kids

i wake up really early for work. how early? early enough that i dont even think twice about seeing the sun rise anymore. i remember when seeing the sun rise meant one of two things:

1. i was up way too late studying
2. i was up way too late partying

both usually meant that the upcoming day was about to suck.

now seeing the sun rise usually just means one thing:

1. im on my way into work

sometimes it makes me feel like a vampire. dont get me wrong, i enjoy my schedule. into work early, out of work early. i get more time in the sun, more time to design, write, cook, play ps3, etc.

but that means if you ever want to hang out, were gonna have to schedule it early. i gotta be in bed at 10. grandpa style.

see the headlights in the cars below? yup, theyre on.