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time to spit some game… tomorrow

first of all, i have to say sorry for the lack of updates this week. you see, little big planet arrived last saturday, and ive spent a lot of my free time running, jumping, swinging, and creating. it is quite excellent. definitely a must-buy if you have a ps3.

rating: 5/5 angry ninjas

okay now that we got that out of the way, tomorrow is halloween, and heres how that shakes out

• as a kid, that meant you got to dress up as your favorite super hero/princess and run around your neighborhood asking for candy.
• as a teen, it meant you got to get dressed in all black and go around egging/toilet papering peoples houses.
• as a 20-something year old, it means you get to put on all sorts of sexually deviant clothing and try to attract the attention of a member of the opposite sex.

for guys, this means dressing up as

• spartan from 300 if you have the guns and the abs
• dick in a box if you dont

for the ladies, youve got the options of

• sexy kitten
• school girl
• naughty nurse

now halloween is one of those occasions where everybody goes out. it doesnt matter if your single, in a relationship, or in a coma. youll see everyone out at halloween parties, meaning if your single, this is the perfect place to meet members of the opposite sex.

sadly, other singles dont travel alone, so that sexy kitten or spartan youve been eyeing all night? well she or he comes attached to the hip with that ugly betty two face – and youre not even sure if ugly betty or two face is wearing a costume.

this is when you need a grenade jumper. what is that you ask? well a grenade jumper is one of your friends who will jump on ugly betty or two face, occupying their time and buying them drinks so that you can talk to the sexy kitten or spartan.

we salute you brave grenade jumpers – making the land safe for single people everywhere.

have fun and be safe out there everyone.

someone is up to his old tricks again…

i used to have this roomate back at cal. he would get injured all the time, to the point where i thought he was either really clumsy or doing it on purpose. little did i know, it might have been a little bit of both.

you see, when you get hurt, the student health center gives you crutches, and heres a little secret guys – ladies dig the crutches. i mean, i dont know if its their maternal instincts kicking in, but the first thing they say when seeing him would be:

aww. how did you hurt yourself?

to which he would respond with one of the follwoing:

a) running across the street to save a puppy
b) wrestling a bear
c) my jerk roomate mike (points to me) hit me with a baseball bat

in reality, he probably hurt himself doing something stupid like knocking over a light into his own head at a party or stumbling off the front porch.

anyways, it looks like hes up to his old tricks again, as once again, hes injured. broken ninja – gets the ladies. he better not try to pull anything because his girlfriend would probably kill him. shes fierce.

side note on the zazzle store. some of you may not know this, but i leave all of my shirts fully customizable on the store. this means that you can take one of my designs, put it on a mens/womens/kids shirt dark or light, and change all of the text. you can even choose the shirt material, 100% cotton, vintage shirt, heavy duty, etc. the shirts that i have predesigned on the webstore are just a simple guide to what the shirts could look like.

what a bridal bazzar

that was quite a weekend. for those of you who couldnt read between the lines,  i was in vegas for a bachelor party, i mean bridal bazzar. good times all around. heres a mini recap of some of the events. dont worry. this post is sfw:

del friscos

after landing in beautiful las vegas, the first thing we did was head out to del friscos. you might have not heard of this joint before, but our cabbie said that it was the best steakhouse in all of vegas. now i havent eaten at all the steakhouses in vegas, so i cant give a real comparison, but it really was one of the best steaks ive had.

rating: 5/5 angry ninjas

venetian

we stayed at the venetian. now im not sure if this is normal, but that hotel smells really weird. i was told that each of the hotels purposely have a distinct smell piped in – im just not sure why the venetians smell had to be vanilla funk. the suites were really nice and large, so we werent tripping all over each other. one weird thing – it is impossible to get anywhere in that hotel without going through a maze of elevators/hallways. this makes it hard to navigate at 6 in the morning. especially when youre stuck in an elevator with strangers.

friend: why he heck are we stopping on every floor?
silence
elevator stops on another floor
friend: what is going on?!
silence
elevator stops on another floor as the strangers get off
me: i think that guy was leaning on all of the buttons with his shoulder.
friend: you mean that guy that just got off? we need to go fight him.

rating: 4/5 angry ninjas (would have been 5/5 if not for funky vanilla odor and rat maze)

pai gow poker

out of all the times ive been to vegas, i had yet to find a game i really enjoyed. my friends all enjoy blackjack (game goes too fast), poker (requires too much thinking), and roulette (holy moley, im not even going to get into this one) to some degree, but ive never really found a game that i really felt comfortable playing. until pai gow poker. its especially awesome when you get a kick ass dealer that does things like this:

friend shows hand
dealer (while slapping friends hand): are you serious?! what did i say?! 6 or higher, you split!
friend: oh i forgot.
dealer (grabs one of his $5 chips): if you win this hand, you give me this chip. if you lose this hand, ill give you it back.

now imagine that going on for the entire 3 hours we sat at the table. awesome

rating: 5/5 angry ninjas (probably because i didnt lose money)

overall, it was definitely a great experience. we went with a group of solid guys and had just enough events planned so that we werent bored at any time of the day. it was nice to spend some time with the bachelor, who ive known for 19 years. mike, youve always been the older brother i never had, and i know you expressed some interest in angry ninja t shirts, so this ones for you. your lady is lucky to have such a stand-up guy.

ps. it feels great to not have to share a bed with another dude anymore.

shy? socially awkward? facebook t shirt is here to help

hey party people. its a rough world for single guys/gals out there (at least i hear it is). its hard meeting members of the opposite sex in real life. i mean, why go out and do it in real life when you can just jump onto myspace or facebook and poke/stalk to your hearts content? you stalking pokers know who you are.

dont worry. angry ninja is here to lend a helping hand in your going out adventure escapades. freeze up when trying to introduce yourself to members of the opposite sex? more comfortable meeting people on online or on facebook? pick up one of these shirts and let them do all the work for you.

with this shirt, your hot prospect will know exactly what youre looking for – better than having a wingman or wing-dog (cant find clip of this one).

note that the words “ninja” and “lady” are can be changed. just click “customize”, “edit text”, and type in your own name/whatever you want to be known as. you can even add some text boxes to customize the check boxes. go ahead, check “random play.” you know you want to.

after all, it would kind of be pointless for you to introduce yourself to you hot prospect as “ninja.” seriously, who (besides me) does that? available for both guys and ladies.

side note on the zazzle store. some of you may not know this, but i leave all of my shirts fully customizable on the store. this means that you can take one of my designs, put it on a mens/womens/kids shirt dark or light, and change all of the text. you can even choose the shirt material, 100% cotton, vintage shirt, heavy duty, etc. the shirts that i have predesigned on the webstore are just a simple guide to what the shirts could look like.