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retro xbox 360 t shirt… finally!

its been a long time… i shoudnt have left you… without some t shirts to step to.

my creative juices have been lacking recently. sorry for the lack of new t shirt designs. i will try to do better going forward.

so ive been really wanting to do some 8 bit pixel art pieces, i just didnt know what they would be of. then this weekend, i had an epiphany while i was sitting at home missing the lady playing batman: arkham asylum. (what the heck just happened there?)

gamers need some love too. and like video game controllers, they need to be held and have their buttons pushed once in a while.

still getting hassled by the po po

just the other week, i was over at smallchou’s place for a bbq. it was saturday on memorial day weekend. we got the police called on us.

now this might have been for a variety of reasons:

1. they thought askskratch was dead because he was passed out and not moving. (which he did and wasnt)
2. they thought i was pregnant and about to have a food baby (which i was and did the next morning)
3. they wanted to come watch yanting dominate at beer pong. (which she killed at)

regardless, they came to tell us to shut our faces. aparrently one of the neighbors had some things to say about our joyous outbursts – as in, tell those kids to shut up!

haters.

so everyone, when you are out and about celebrating all sorts of joyous occasions this summer, bumping your lady gaga, be wary of the police ninja. they break up parties. and possibly your face if you give them too much lip.

angry ninja watchmen t shirts!

watchmen movie comes out next week! comic book nerds around the world rejoice! hopefully zach snyder does an awesome job bringing alan moores story to life. wonder how hes going to handle the comic book within a comic book arc. shakespearian.

so my original design for my watchmen t shirt looked something like this:

so very sick, but so copyright infringing. pity. it would have been an instant classic. could have worn it to wonder con in the city this weekend… you know… if i got dressed up like ryu from street fighter and went to things like that.

but now you comic book heads have another option. is it a ketchup splat? is it blood? youll have to read the graphic novel/watch the movie to find out!

happy friday!

back to basics.

im a big fan of simple shirts. while others may go for shirts that look like birthday cake or have a disco rave show going on on them, i prefer a a simple logo. see the first angry ninja shirt i designed.

so ive been racking my brain recently on the next round of shirts to unveil. then last saturday, im flipping through my closet and see my thundercats t shirt. inspiration strikes.

a few observations:

• the red one looks like thundercats
• the yellow one looks like captain hammer/watchmen
• the green one looks like the green lantern
• the blue one just plain looks cool
• the white one looks like oreo cookies

looks like other people like simple logo designs too.

little big planet happy ninja sackboys

people like little big planet. people like playing as a sackboy or sackgirl, running around jumping, grabbing, flying, exploding things. what people didnt like was that my angry ninja sackboy was so… angry. they ask me:

mike, little big planet is such a cute game. you can customize your sackboy, make him dance around and do such adorable things. why is your sackboy ninja t shirt so angry?

so you spoke, and i listened. here are the happy little big planet ninja sackboys. i have to admit, they are pretty darned cute.

but maybe not as cute as this:

i am abominable snowman

phew. long time no post. sorry about that. with the holiday season coming up, and all of the shopping that i had to get done, ive been in a bit of a cranky mood. as the years go by, seem to get more and more irritated at the mall. and to think i used to pride myself on patience. am i turning into scrooge? now that would be horrible, considering how much i love the holidays. better queue up my christmas playlist on itunes.

as for the holiday plans, i am heading up to tahoe this weekend. thank goodness mother nature has been dumping all week. and speaking of it, 25 degrees on wednesday night? seriously? what happened to all the global warming talk? im looking at you al gore.

so i havent been snowborading for about, two years. hopefullys its like riding a bike. i mean i dont think ive forgotten how its done. and ive been longboarding on and off during my time off the slopes. that translates doesnt it? who knows? maybe i might end up on my butt most of the time, covered in snow, looking like the abominable snowman.

so if you see a guy in the lift line, looking like this angry ninja character on this shirt, you best run/ski/snowboard/sled away. rawr!

santa ninja is coming!

the holidays are here! malls are getting packed, christmas music is being played everywhere, and everyones getting in the holiday spirit (i cannot wait for those coca cola polar bear commercials). christmas sweaters are rearing their ugly heads as people get ready for christmas gatherings and white elephant parties.

i never really understood christmas sweaters. i mean, they are hideous. and youre at a party with people that you havent seen in a while, (add some mistletoe in there and you have a recipe for hookup success) why would you want to wear something that looks like santa barfed it up? those hookup chances sure arent gonna improve with you donning a christmas swearter, thats for sure.

i mean, just cuz you gotta put on some christmas attire to drink some eggnog doesnt mean that you cant go out in style. angry ninja is here to help with that. this santa ninja t shirt is perfect for any christmas occasion. it says, “hey ive got christmas spirit, and i dont look like a fool in some lumpy sweater.”

just remember that i dont supply the christmas gifts for everyone on your list, only the awesome t shirts.

san jose sharks t shirts – angry ninjafied

dont wanna jinx em, but the san jose sharks are off to a pretty good start. now im not the biggest hockey fan in the world, but i do have some bay area love, so i present to you: shark ninja t shirt.

plus, ive been getting requests for a sharks themed t shirt. luckily, i went with a shark mask (reminds me of nabbys old helmet) this time, instead of a ninja riding a shark.

thats probably a good call.

time to spit some game… tomorrow

first of all, i have to say sorry for the lack of updates this week. you see, little big planet arrived last saturday, and ive spent a lot of my free time running, jumping, swinging, and creating. it is quite excellent. definitely a must-buy if you have a ps3.

rating: 5/5 angry ninjas

okay now that we got that out of the way, tomorrow is halloween, and heres how that shakes out

• as a kid, that meant you got to dress up as your favorite super hero/princess and run around your neighborhood asking for candy.
• as a teen, it meant you got to get dressed in all black and go around egging/toilet papering peoples houses.
• as a 20-something year old, it means you get to put on all sorts of sexually deviant clothing and try to attract the attention of a member of the opposite sex.

for guys, this means dressing up as

• spartan from 300 if you have the guns and the abs
• dick in a box if you dont

for the ladies, youve got the options of

• sexy kitten
• school girl
• naughty nurse

now halloween is one of those occasions where everybody goes out. it doesnt matter if your single, in a relationship, or in a coma. youll see everyone out at halloween parties, meaning if your single, this is the perfect place to meet members of the opposite sex.

sadly, other singles dont travel alone, so that sexy kitten or spartan youve been eyeing all night? well she or he comes attached to the hip with that ugly betty two face – and youre not even sure if ugly betty or two face is wearing a costume.

this is when you need a grenade jumper. what is that you ask? well a grenade jumper is one of your friends who will jump on ugly betty or two face, occupying their time and buying them drinks so that you can talk to the sexy kitten or spartan.

we salute you brave grenade jumpers – making the land safe for single people everywhere.

have fun and be safe out there everyone.

subtlety is not my forte

angry ninja has never been the most subtle with his intentions while in the “dating” phase of a relationship. in fact, while in a relationship, the following conversation usually occurs:

me: why did you decide to go out with me?
lady: well, i knew you liked me.
me: whaaaaa?! how did you know that?
lady: well you wouldnt stop asking for my number, and then you wouldnt stop calling me, and then you added me on facebook, and wanted to hang out all the time…
me: so how did you know that i liked you?
lady: ….

so there you have it. i dont beat around the bush when it comes to my intentions with a lady. you shouldnt either. thats what this chinese food doggie bag take out box t shirt is all about.

if she doenst know you want to go out and eat some chinese food with her when she sees this shirt, you really have to step up your game there buddy.

side note on the zazzle store. some of you may not know this, but i leave all of my shirts fully customizable on the store. this means that you can take one of my designs, put it on a mens/womens/kids shirt dark or light, and change all of the text. you can even choose the shirt material, 100% cotton, vintage shirt, heavy duty, etc. the shirts that i have predesigned on the webstore are just a simple guide to what the shirts could look like.