the new guy is angrier than ever. in fact, the lil guy probably has a black belt in ninjitsu and angerification. he’s also got a nice squishy side though. like the pillsbury doughboy, you just want to poke him in the belly. just be careful not to surprise him or its bye bye finger.

so back by popular demand, angry ninja proudly presents: san jose sharks t shirts!

with this t shirt, you can pretend that you have a awesome suit of armor that files and shoots plasma blasts out of the palms of your hands. youll also turn into a super genius and be really good with the ladies.

my creative juices have been lacking recently. sorry for the lack of new t shirt designs. i will try to do better going forward.

so ive been really wanting to do some 8 bit pixel art pieces, i just didnt know what they would be of. then this weekend, i had an epiphany while i was sitting at home missing the lady playing batman: arkham asylum. (what the heck just happened there?)

gamers need some love too. and like video game controllers, they need to be held and have their buttons pushed once in a while.

now this might have been for a variety of reasons:

1. they thought askskratch was dead because he was passed out and not moving. (which he did and wasnt)
2. they thought i was pregnant and about to have a food baby (which i was and did the next morning)
3. they wanted to come watch yanting dominate at beer pong. (which she killed at)

regardless, they came to tell us to shut our faces. aparrently one of the neighbors had some things to say about our joyous outbursts – as in, tell those kids to shut up!

haters.

so everyone, when you are out and about celebrating all sorts of joyous occasions this summer, bumping your lady gaga, be wary of the police ninja. they break up parties. and possibly your face if you give them too much lip.

so my original design for my watchmen t shirt looked something like this:

so very sick, but so copyright infringing. pity. it would have been an instant classic. could have worn it to wonder con in the city this weekend… you know… if i got dressed up like ryu from street fighter and went to things like that.

but now you comic book heads have another option. is it a ketchup splat? is it blood? youll have to read the graphic novel/watch the movie to find out!

happy friday!

so ive been racking my brain recently on the next round of shirts to unveil. then last saturday, im flipping through my closet and see my thundercats t shirt. inspiration strikes.

a few observations:

• the red one looks like thundercats
• the yellow one looks like captain hammer/watchmen
• the green one looks like the green lantern
• the blue one just plain looks cool
• the white one looks like oreo cookies

looks like other people like simple logo designs too.

mike, little big planet is such a cute game. you can customize your sackboy, make him dance around and do such adorable things. why is your sackboy ninja t shirt so angry?

so you spoke, and i listened. here are the happy little big planet ninja sackboys. i have to admit, they are pretty darned cute.

but maybe not as cute as this:

as for the holiday plans, i am heading up to tahoe this weekend. thank goodness mother nature has been dumping all week. and speaking of it, 25 degrees on wednesday night? seriously? what happened to all the global warming talk? im looking at you al gore.

so i havent been snowborading for about, two years. hopefullys its like riding a bike. i mean i dont think ive forgotten how its done. and ive been longboarding on and off during my time off the slopes. that translates doesnt it? who knows? maybe i might end up on my butt most of the time, covered in snow, looking like the abominable snowman.

so if you see a guy in the lift line, looking like this angry ninja character on this shirt, you best run/ski/snowboard/sled away. rawr!

i never really understood christmas sweaters. i mean, they are hideous. and youre at a party with people that you havent seen in a while, (add some mistletoe in there and you have a recipe for hookup success) why would you want to wear something that looks like santa barfed it up? those hookup chances sure arent gonna improve with you donning a christmas swearter, thats for sure.

i mean, just cuz you gotta put on some christmas attire to drink some eggnog doesnt mean that you cant go out in style. angry ninja is here to help with that. this santa ninja t shirt is perfect for any christmas occasion. it says, “hey ive got christmas spirit, and i dont look like a fool in some lumpy sweater.”

just remember that i dont supply the christmas gifts for everyone on your list, only the awesome t shirts.