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subtlety is not my forte

angry ninja has never been the most subtle with his intentions while in the “dating” phase of a relationship. in fact, while in a relationship, the following conversation usually occurs:

me: why did you decide to go out with me?
lady: well, i knew you liked me.
me: whaaaaa?! how did you know that?
lady: well you wouldnt stop asking for my number, and then you wouldnt stop calling me, and then you added me on facebook, and wanted to hang out all the time…
me: so how did you know that i liked you?
lady: ….

so there you have it. i dont beat around the bush when it comes to my intentions with a lady. you shouldnt either. thats what this chinese food doggie bag take out box t shirt is all about.

if she doenst know you want to go out and eat some chinese food with her when she sees this shirt, you really have to step up your game there buddy.

side note on the zazzle store. some of you may not know this, but i leave all of my shirts fully customizable on the store. this means that you can take one of my designs, put it on a mens/womens/kids shirt dark or light, and change all of the text. you can even choose the shirt material, 100% cotton, vintage shirt, heavy duty, etc. the shirts that i have predesigned on the webstore are just a simple guide to what the shirts could look like.

yum yum dim sum

i love dim sum. usually its eaten during brunch or lunch, but occasionally i get it for dinner or late night snack. my favorite dishes (in no particular order) are:

• shrimp dumplings
• pork dumplings
• pork bun
• custard bun
• steamed sponge cake
• shrimp rice noodles

it always surprises me when people tell me they have never had dim sum. i like to freak them out by ordering the chicken feet.

when i was growing up, my parents would kick me out of bed and force me to skip my saturday morning cartoons in order to beat the midday crowd at the restaurants. always totally worth it. i mean if you cant get out of bed for dim sum, there might be something wrong with you.

so now you know the inspiration behind these shirts. if you have never had dim sum before, definitely go try it out. if youre in my neck of the woods, ill go with you. and i promise not to order chicken feet.

side note on the zazzle store. some of you may not know this, but i leave all of my shirts fully customizable on the store. this means that you can take one of my designs, put it on a mens/womens/kids shirt dark or light, and change all of the text. you can even choose the shirt material, 100% cotton, vintage shirt, heavy duty, etc. the shirts that i have predesigned on the webstore are just a simple guide to what the shirts could look like.

shepherds pie - easy irish comfort food

as i alluded to in my previous post, this weekend, i made shepherds pie. it was fantastic and easy to make. learn how to cook with angry ninja! heres how:

prep time: approx 45 minutes.

ingredients:

• 1.5 lb lean ground beef
• 1 red or yellow onion (diced)
• 4 white mushrooms (sliced)
• worcestershire seasoning
• a little bit of milk/cream
• 4 medium - large potatoes
• i bunch cilantro
• 1 egg
• salt, pepper, seasoning salt, butter

directions:

• peel and quarter the potatoes and dump them into boiling water.
• saute onions with 1-2 tbs of oil, when done, add the ground beef and brown.
• season meat and onion with worcestershire seasoning , salt, pepper, and seasoning salt. you can add a little bit of soy sauce or tomato sauce for taste.
• when meat is almost browned, add in the mushrooms and cilantro. finish and set aside. set oven to preheat at 350
• by this time, your potatoes should be ready for mashing. mash with butter milk/cream and salt to taste.
• scoop your meat skillet into a casserole dish or brownie tin.
• top and spread mashed potatoes on top of the meat layer.
• crack open and egg and brush it over the mashed potato layer
• pop casserole dish/brownie tin into the oven for 30 minutes.

and last of all, enjoy awesomeness.

one super busy weekend

angry ninja so tired from weekend. lady was gone, so it was filled with angry ninja with friends activities.

thursday night

1. after dropping off the lady at the airport, went to fu lam mum for their late night dim sum. four shrimp dumplings, pork dumplings, and three custard buns later, i am stuffed. and its also 12 oclock. way past my bedtime for a weeknight.

friday night

1. tgi fridays is one happening place. what makes it so? happy hour from 10 pm to 12 am. half off beers and appetizers == super full. also super sleepy. always get the sesame jack chicken.

saturday

1. the day was spent hanging out with my cousin, helping my dad repair the deck (made me feel manly) in the backyard, watching burn after reading, making shepherds pie (recipe to follow later - so delicious), and going out to bjs for appetizers and drinks. i think i just described enough activities for an entire weekend right there.
2. burn after reading review - 3/5 angry ninjas
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sunday

1. 49ers tailgate! 49ers win! whoo! 10 am - 5:30 pm was spent in beautiful candlestick park.
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and there you have it. now if only i could get another weekend to recover from this past one.

lazy sundays (iphone post from the boardwalk)

sometimes sundays are supposed to be the following: laying around, eating food, and watching football. let’s go niners.

what’s everyone else doing?