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me: why did you decide to go out with me?
lady: well, i knew you liked me.
me: whaaaaa?! how did you know that?
lady: well you wouldnt stop asking for my number, and then you wouldnt stop calling me, and then you added me on facebook, and wanted to hang out all the time…
me: so how did you know that i liked you?
lady: ….

so there you have it. i dont beat around the bush when it comes to my intentions with a lady. you shouldnt either. thats what this chinese food doggie bag take out box t shirt is all about.

if she doenst know you want to go out and eat some chinese food with her when she sees this shirt, you really have to step up your game there buddy.

side note on the zazzle store. some of you may not know this, but i leave all of my shirts fully customizable on the store. this means that you can take one of my designs, put it on a mens/womens/kids shirt dark or light, and change all of the text. you can even choose the shirt material, 100% cotton, vintage shirt, heavy duty, etc. the shirts that i have predesigned on the webstore are just a simple guide to what the shirts could look like.

so we were siting in the parking lot tailgating, when a guy walked up to us and asked if we wanted to buy some niners t shirts. now, these shirts looked horrible, like something i would wear if maybe i was in fifth grade. this got me thinking, “mike, you really need to make an awesome angry ninja 49ers t shirt.” so i did. here it is: niner ninja and niner ninjette.

and i cant forget the ladies:

side note on the zazzle store. some of you may not know this, but i leave all of my shirts fully customizable on the store. this means that you can take one of my designs, put it on a mens/womens/kids shirt dark or light, and change all of the text. you can even choose the shirt material, 100% cotton, vintage shirt, heavy duty, etc. the shirts that i have predesigned on the webstore are just a simple guide to what the shirts could look like.

except for the urge to throw my controller through the wall (angry little ninja).

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now i could easily deal with crappy graphics and the music grew on me, i was a kid back then, and hdtv, hdmi cables, 1080p, dolby and digital surround sound were all very far into the future. what i couldnt deal with was how frustrating games were in the 80s and 90s. you see, typically, a gamer is satisfied with about 20-30 hours of play time on a single game, or they feel cheated out of their $60. now this is not a problem because developers can simply make the game longer, since the media (dvd and blu ray now) has so much capacity.

back in the day, this was impossible with cartridges. they simply couldnt just add more length to a game, so instead, they made games nearly impossible, especially for little kids. i mean, i never beat super mario brothers until i was in college - too much hand-eye coordination needed.

i was reminded of this when playing megaman 9 (just released on ps3). see, instead of updating the game, capcom brought it back to its roots, so what you have is a level-wise short, but impossible game. how impossible you ask? lets just say that i died 3 times without making it past the first level. i almost threw my dualshock 3 into my hdtv in frustration.

which brings me to todays megaman inspired t shirt design. megaman sucks - not the game, but the character himself. he is weak, starts out every game with a dinky pea shooter, and every single bad guy is stronger, faster and takes more trickeries to beat.

this would not have happened if say, the game centered around mega ninja man. i mean with mega ninja man i could probably finish the game off and kill all the baddies in like 2 hours.

side note on the zazzle store. some of you may not know this, but i leave all of my shirts fully customizable on the store. this means that you can take one of my designs, put it on a mens/womens/kids shirt dark or light, and change all of the text. you can even choose the shirt material, 100% cotton, vintage shirt, heavy duty, etc. the shirts that i have predesigned on the webstore are just a simple guide to what the shirts could look like.

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lets make this dog famous. gracias mucho.

first, on monday night football two weeks ago, you have desean jackon, cal alum, flipping the ball behind him before he scores in order to prepare for a touchdown dance.

then, yesterday, you have bryant nnabuife clearly flipping the ball over his shoulder before hes in. luckily, the touchdown stood and the announcers refused to acknowledge the possibility of this happening.

so far, i have not been impressed this season. and as you can see, gookie’s dog, bagel feels the same way. jeff tedford, you better get on this epidemic.

as usual, you can change “ninja bun” to whatever you want it to say. maybe “bun making bag.” im sure you can come up with something more creative.

• shrimp dumplings
• pork dumplings
• pork bun
• custard bun
• steamed sponge cake
• shrimp rice noodles

it always surprises me when people tell me they have never had dim sum. i like to freak them out by ordering the chicken feet.

when i was growing up, my parents would kick me out of bed and force me to skip my saturday morning cartoons in order to beat the midday crowd at the restaurants. always totally worth it. i mean if you cant get out of bed for dim sum, there might be something wrong with you.

so now you know the inspiration behind these shirts. if you have never had dim sum before, definitely go try it out. if youre in my neck of the woods, ill go with you. and i promise not to order chicken feet.

side note on the zazzle store. some of you may not know this, but i leave all of my shirts fully customizable on the store. this means that you can take one of my designs, put it on a mens/womens/kids shirt dark or light, and change all of the text. you can even choose the shirt material, 100% cotton, vintage shirt, heavy duty, etc. the shirts that i have predesigned on the webstore are just a simple guide to what the shirts could look like.