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the 8 phases of relationships

i loled all day when i saw this. hopefully this will start your weekend off right.

source: www.divisibleby0.com

subtlety is not my forte

angry ninja has never been the most subtle with his intentions while in the “dating” phase of a relationship. in fact, while in a relationship, the following conversation usually occurs:

me: why did you decide to go out with me?
lady: well, i knew you liked me.
me: whaaaaa?! how did you know that?
lady: well you wouldnt stop asking for my number, and then you wouldnt stop calling me, and then you added me on facebook, and wanted to hang out all the time…
me: so how did you know that i liked you?
lady: ….

so there you have it. i dont beat around the bush when it comes to my intentions with a lady. you shouldnt either. thats what this chinese food doggie bag take out box t shirt is all about.

if she doenst know you want to go out and eat some chinese food with her when she sees this shirt, you really have to step up your game there buddy.

side note on the zazzle store. some of you may not know this, but i leave all of my shirts fully customizable on the store. this means that you can take one of my designs, put it on a mens/womens/kids shirt dark or light, and change all of the text. you can even choose the shirt material, 100% cotton, vintage shirt, heavy duty, etc. the shirts that i have predesigned on the webstore are just a simple guide to what the shirts could look like.

shy? socially awkward? facebook t shirt is here to help

hey party people. its a rough world for single guys/gals out there (at least i hear it is). its hard meeting members of the opposite sex in real life. i mean, why go out and do it in real life when you can just jump onto myspace or facebook and poke/stalk to your hearts content? you stalking pokers know who you are.

dont worry. angry ninja is here to lend a helping hand in your going out adventure escapades. freeze up when trying to introduce yourself to members of the opposite sex? more comfortable meeting people on online or on facebook? pick up one of these shirts and let them do all the work for you.

with this shirt, your hot prospect will know exactly what youre looking for - better than having a wingman or wing-dog (cant find clip of this one).

note that the words “ninja” and “lady” are can be changed. just click “customize”, “edit text”, and type in your own name/whatever you want to be known as. you can even add some text boxes to customize the check boxes. go ahead, check “random play.” you know you want to.

after all, it would kind of be pointless for you to introduce yourself to you hot prospect as “ninja.” seriously, who (besides me) does that? available for both guys and ladies.

side note on the zazzle store. some of you may not know this, but i leave all of my shirts fully customizable on the store. this means that you can take one of my designs, put it on a mens/womens/kids shirt dark or light, and change all of the text. you can even choose the shirt material, 100% cotton, vintage shirt, heavy duty, etc. the shirts that i have predesigned on the webstore are just a simple guide to what the shirts could look like.