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give em the axe the axe the axe the axe!!!

big game weekend is almost upon us, and you know that theres no way i would let that occasion pass without unveiling a new design. now i originally thought of a bunch of juvenile shirts like a bear peeing on the tree, or a bear chopping down a tree, but this site is suitable for kids of all ages. peeing on things and violence is never the answer.

its been a while since my golden bears havent had the axe (big game trophy), so i hope that this makes the players hungry for the win. although rose bowl and holiday bowl aspirations are gone, a win over stanford is always a nice way to close out the season.

i will be watching the game at good old (emphasis on old) memorial stadium. with the crappy driving and public parking situation, ill be riding the ever so lovely bart. im risking my life sitting in the stands of a stadium built on a fault line, and riding with hobos and winos on bart just for the game. god i hope we win. and that i dont die.

go bears.

san francisco 49ers ninja t shirt

went to the niners-pats game yesterday. should have won. but it was steve young day, so i cant complain too much. got to see some of his highlights on the big screen, and hear him talk about the good old days - you know, back when we had an awesome qb.

so we were siting in the parking lot tailgating, when a guy walked up to us and asked if we wanted to buy some niners t shirts. now, these shirts looked horrible, like something i would wear if maybe i was in fifth grade. this got me thinking, “mike, you really need to make an awesome angry ninja 49ers t shirt.” so i did. here it is: niner ninja and niner ninjette.

and i cant forget the ladies:

side note on the zazzle store. some of you may not know this, but i leave all of my shirts fully customizable on the store. this means that you can take one of my designs, put it on a mens/womens/kids shirt dark or light, and change all of the text. you can even choose the shirt material, 100% cotton, vintage shirt, heavy duty, etc. the shirts that i have predesigned on the webstore are just a simple guide to what the shirts could look like.

what are they doing in cal football practice?

i can understand once, but twice? in a span of two weeks? what are they teaching at cal football practice? you have to make it into the endzone with the football in order to score a touchdown.

first, on monday night football two weeks ago, you have desean jackon, cal alum, flipping the ball behind him before he scores in order to prepare for a touchdown dance.

then, yesterday, you have bryant nnabuife clearly flipping the ball over his shoulder before hes in. luckily, the touchdown stood and the announcers refused to acknowledge the possibility of this happening.

so far, i have not been impressed this season. and as you can see, gookie’s dog, bagel feels the same way. jeff tedford, you better get on this epidemic.

lazy sundays (iphone post from the boardwalk)

sometimes sundays are supposed to be the following: laying around, eating food, and watching football. let’s go niners.

what’s everyone else doing?

angry ninja is not like most people

when most people encounter an elevator like the one below, they would probably not enter and ride. after all, who wants to ride an elevator and get shown on one of those creepy YouTube videos where the guy goes nuts and poops all over himself? yuck. that is not sexy.

angry ninja is not like most people. I entered that elevator and rode it up to old pro in palo alto. was it risky? maybe. but I really didn’t feel like walking up two flights of stairs to watch football. plus, i already risked my life many a time at cal while riding in larrys elevator so this one was no biggie. is that weird? would you have got on?