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first angry ninja lolcat… err… loldog

i have been a fan of i can has cheeseburger for a very long time, but have never had a photo funny enough to submit to the site. enter bagel, gookies dog over the weekend. apparently, the dog is a very active ikariam player.

one super busy weekend

angry ninja so tired from weekend. lady was gone, so it was filled with angry ninja with friends activities.

thursday night

1. after dropping off the lady at the airport, went to fu lam mum for their late night dim sum. four shrimp dumplings, pork dumplings, and three custard buns later, i am stuffed. and its also 12 oclock. way past my bedtime for a weeknight.

friday night

1. tgi fridays is one happening place. what makes it so? happy hour from 10 pm to 12 am. half off beers and appetizers == super full. also super sleepy. always get the sesame jack chicken.

saturday

1. the day was spent hanging out with my cousin, helping my dad repair the deck (made me feel manly) in the backyard, watching burn after reading, making shepherds pie (recipe to follow later - so delicious), and going out to bjs for appetizers and drinks. i think i just described enough activities for an entire weekend right there.
2. burn after reading review - 3/5 angry ninjas
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sunday

1. 49ers tailgate! 49ers win! whoo! 10 am - 5:30 pm was spent in beautiful candlestick park.
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and there you have it. now if only i could get another weekend to recover from this past one.

sad sensei t shirt!

i know, its been a while since i unleashed a new angry ninja character. not to worry, the wait is worth it, as i think this character is extra awesome.

angry ninjas dont become super awesome at ninjitsu and doing tricks all by themselves. they have put in years of hard work, training and dedicating their lives to achieve awesomeness. legend has it that baby ninjas would get dropped off in the mountains to train with a sensei. now this legend could be real, or it could be something that i just picked up from watching kill bill.

whatever the case may be, here is sad sensei - angry ninjas master. why is he sad? you would be sad too if you spent your entire life by yourself on a mountain with only ungrateful angry ninjas keeping you company.

dont let those doe-like eyes fool you. hell smack you around good with that cane of his.

what a bridal bazzar

that was quite a weekend. for those of you who couldnt read between the lines,  i was in vegas for a bachelor party, i mean bridal bazzar. good times all around. heres a mini recap of some of the events. dont worry. this post is sfw:

del friscos

after landing in beautiful las vegas, the first thing we did was head out to del friscos. you might have not heard of this joint before, but our cabbie said that it was the best steakhouse in all of vegas. now i havent eaten at all the steakhouses in vegas, so i cant give a real comparison, but it really was one of the best steaks ive had.

rating: 5/5 angry ninjas

venetian

we stayed at the venetian. now im not sure if this is normal, but that hotel smells really weird. i was told that each of the hotels purposely have a distinct smell piped in - im just not sure why the venetians smell had to be vanilla funk. the suites were really nice and large, so we werent tripping all over each other. one weird thing - it is impossible to get anywhere in that hotel without going through a maze of elevators/hallways. this makes it hard to navigate at 6 in the morning. especially when youre stuck in an elevator with strangers.

friend: why he heck are we stopping on every floor?
silence
elevator stops on another floor
friend: what is going on?!
silence
elevator stops on another floor as the strangers get off
me: i think that guy was leaning on all of the buttons with his shoulder.
friend: you mean that guy that just got off? we need to go fight him.

rating: 4/5 angry ninjas (would have been 5/5 if not for funky vanilla odor and rat maze)

pai gow poker

out of all the times ive been to vegas, i had yet to find a game i really enjoyed. my friends all enjoy blackjack (game goes too fast), poker (requires too much thinking), and roulette (holy moley, im not even going to get into this one) to some degree, but ive never really found a game that i really felt comfortable playing. until pai gow poker. its especially awesome when you get a kick ass dealer that does things like this:

friend shows hand
dealer (while slapping friends hand): are you serious?! what did i say?! 6 or higher, you split!
friend: oh i forgot.
dealer (grabs one of his $5 chips): if you win this hand, you give me this chip. if you lose this hand, ill give you it back.

now imagine that going on for the entire 3 hours we sat at the table. awesome

rating: 5/5 angry ninjas (probably because i didnt lose money)

overall, it was definitely a great experience. we went with a group of solid guys and had just enough events planned so that we werent bored at any time of the day. it was nice to spend some time with the bachelor, who ive known for 19 years. mike, youve always been the older brother i never had, and i know you expressed some interest in angry ninja t shirts, so this ones for you. your lady is lucky to have such a stand-up guy.

ps. it feels great to not have to share a bed with another dude anymore.

Bridal bazaar - las vegas iphone post

Angry ninja is in las vegas for a bridal bazaar (read: bachelor party). Angry ninja is also already down $100. Also, it is dang hot.

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