being a guy - venting
the lady recently had a lengthy phone conversation with one of her lady friends about problems that ladies go through. this was on the phone. for two hours. if im going to be the phone for two hours, i better be doing one of the following:
- on hold waiting for customer service for some sort of gizmo/toy.
- on hold waiting for sports tickets.
- both parties on the phone fell asleep in midst of a conversation (actually happened).
this reminds me of that coors light vent commercial
this would never happen in real life. ladies, let this be a lesson to you: guys do not get together and “vent.” at least, we dont openly say that we are venting. if i need to talk to one of my guy friends, im going to thinly veil it as a manly activity such as:
- hey man. want to go hit a bucket of golf balls?
- come over and play some video games
- i just got this huge tv. come watch espn on it!
- want to go shoot cans in the backyard with the bb gun?
- were grilling. bring the meat.
- lets go play some baseball.