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megaman 9 makes me feel like this…

except for the urge to throw my controller through the wall (angry little ninja).

[source: www.penny-arcade.com]

ummm… jk. april fools?

so a group of third graders brought a bunch of stuff to school - apparently to hurt their teacher. first of all, let me just say that i do not condone such actions. secondly, dont kids these days just write about their teachers on myspace or create a “i hate insert_teachers_name_here” facebook group? kids in georgia need to get with the times.

Police seized a broken steak knife, handcuffs, duct tape, electrical and transparent tape, ribbons and a crystal paperweight from the students, who apparently intended to use them against the teacher.

umm - what the heck was the ribbon for? tying her hair nice and pretty? and what were they thinking? only 8 or 9 kids involved in this plot? gotta roll deeper than that. i mean i just took the how many 5th graders can you beat up quiz and came out with 31+.

these kids should have waited until april fools day to execute this alleged plan. then they could have shouted “april fools!” if they got caught, and everyone would have had a good laugh. everyone knows that april fools = get out of jail free card.

source: yahoo news