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subtlety is not my forte

angry ninja has never been the most subtle with his intentions while in the “dating” phase of a relationship. in fact, while in a relationship, the following conversation usually occurs:

me: why did you decide to go out with me?
lady: well, i knew you liked me.
me: whaaaaa?! how did you know that?
lady: well you wouldnt stop asking for my number, and then you wouldnt stop calling me, and then you added me on facebook, and wanted to hang out all the time…
me: so how did you know that i liked you?
lady: ….

so there you have it. i dont beat around the bush when it comes to my intentions with a lady. you shouldnt either. thats what this chinese food doggie bag take out box t shirt is all about.

if she doenst know you want to go out and eat some chinese food with her when she sees this shirt, you really have to step up your game there buddy.

side note on the zazzle store. some of you may not know this, but i leave all of my shirts fully customizable on the store. this means that you can take one of my designs, put it on a mens/womens/kids shirt dark or light, and change all of the text. you can even choose the shirt material, 100% cotton, vintage shirt, heavy duty, etc. the shirts that i have predesigned on the webstore are just a simple guide to what the shirts could look like.

please vote…

on the photo in the previous post. aparrently the lady loves the photo and think its the cutest/funniest thing since her pomeranian.

voting is easy. just click on the picture, and rate it 5 cheeseburgers on the page that opens. alternatively, you can click here

lets make this dog famous. gracias mucho.

being a guy - venting

the lady recently had a lengthy phone conversation with one of her lady friends about problems that ladies go through. this was on the phone. for two hours. if im going to be the phone for two hours, i better be doing one of the following:

• on hold waiting for customer service for some sort of gizmo/toy.
• on hold waiting for sports tickets.
• both parties on the phone fell asleep in midst of a conversation (actually happened).

this reminds me of that coors light vent commercial

this would never happen in real life. ladies, let this be a lesson to you: guys do not get together and “vent.” at least, we dont openly say that we are venting. if i need to talk to one of my guy friends, im going to thinly veil it as a manly activity such as:

• hey man. want to go hit a bucket of golf balls?
• come over and play some video games
• i just got this huge tv. come watch espn on it!
• want to go shoot cans in the backyard with the bb gun?
• were grilling. bring the meat.
• lets go play some baseball.