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pizza + omelette = awesome brinner

May 27th, 2008 | No Comments | Posted in food, news, sports, tv

last night was pizza night. when that happens, i usually have a bunch of toppings left over. while surveying the fridge tonight, i had a revelation: i love pizza. i love omelettes. i have leftover pizza toppings. time to make a pizza omelette.

follow these simple instructions to make your own awesome brinner. prep time: approx 25 minutes.

ingredients needed:

  1. 2 eggs
  2. 1/4 green pepper (chopped)
  3. 1/4 red onion (chopped)
  4. 7-9 slices of pepperoni
  5. 2 sliced mushrooms
  6. handful of spinach
  7. shredded mozzarella (to taste)
  8. tater tots (however many you think you can eat)

directions:

  1. preheat the oven for the tater tots. while the oven is heating, chop up your onions, bell peppers, and mushrooms.
  2. beat eggs in a bowl.
  3. youll have a few minutes here. turn on tv and catch up on the nba playoffs.
  4. after the oven has heated, place the tater tots on a baking tray and insert in oven. these should take about 20 minutes.
  5. when there are 10-12 minutes left until the tots are done, sauté the ingredients you prepared in the first step.
  6. when the onions begin to turn translucent, add the spinach and the pepperoni. there should be about 6 minutes left until the tots are done.
  7. when spinach and pepperoni look ready, add the eggs. flip when necessary.
  8. top with mozerella and ketchup if desired. add tots on the side.
  9. plate and garnish.
  10. grab a fork and enjoy!

if you followed the directions, you should come up with something that looks kinda like the image below.

ps. it aint brinner without potatoes. also, derek fisher never gets called for fouls at the end of games. not tonight, not ever.

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welcome back tv! good thing i have eyeball insurance.

May 1st, 2008 | No Comments | Posted in design, sports, store, tv

here at angry ninja headquarters, the writers strike was a real bummer. there i was, with a beautiful high definition tv begging to be watched, with no new programming.

and then the stars aligned and tv was back in my life once again, better and stronger than ever. what happened to change my fortune you ask?

  1. comcast upgraded my hd lineup
  2. writers strike ended
  3. i started my new work schedule
  4. nba playoffs started

so i went from having 7 hd channels and no shows to watch, to having 20+ hd channels and too many shows. in a typical week, ill watch how i met your mother, 30 rock, scrubs, my name is earl, the office, smallville, numb3rs, the nba playoffs, giants games, and sharks games (man i watch a lot of nbc, especially on thursdays). then come summer, rescue me and entourage will be back in the rotation. good thing friday night lights and 24 are on hiatus or my eyeballs would probably fall out of my skull.

does tv rot your brain? is it really an idiot box/boob tube? if they ever did a study, id be a pretty good subject to experiment on. man tv is awesome. which brings me to the latest design. tv: nothing is on.

ps. makes sure to get your mom a mothers day gift. theres still time to pick one up from the angry ninja webstore!

nothing is on

side note on the zazzle store. some of you may not know this, but i leave all of my shirts fully customizable on the store. this means that you can take one of my designs, put it on a mens/womens/kids shirt dark or light, and change all of the text. you can even choose the shirt material, 100% cotton, vintage shirt, heavy duty, etc. the shirts that i have predesigned on the webstore are just a simple guide to what the shirts could look like.

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