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angry ninja now makes… shopping bags?

had an interesting request already for this design. you know i love my angry ninja fans.

as usual, you can change “ninja bun” to whatever you want it to say. maybe “bun making bag.” im sure you can come up with something more creative.

chemist ninja mixes it up

i had two roomates back for most of my time at cal. so when i posted the broken ninja shirt for one of them, the other one got all buttsore about not getting his own angry ninja t shirt.

little did he know, i had been working on a design for him all along. i mean seriously, i dont play favorites - i hated both of them equally. jk. they know i have nothing but love for both of them. hmm, i wonder why they never return my phone calls?

in any case, i present to you - chemist ninja - mixes it up.

side note on the zazzle store. some of you may not know this, but i leave all of my shirts fully customizable on the store. this means that you can take one of my designs, put it on a mens/womens/kids shirt dark or light, and change all of the text. you can even choose the shirt material, 100% cotton, vintage shirt, heavy duty, etc. the shirts that i have predesigned on the webstore are just a simple guide to what the shirts could look like.

espn ninja shirts available now!

here at casa de angry ninja, i watch a lot of espn (channel 38 on comcast, 724 for hd). i also read a lot of espn.com and espn the magazine, so you can understand where the inspiration of these next two shirts comes from. favorite things to watch on espn besides sports?

1. sportscenter - catch up on the days events.
2. around the horn - who doesnt love woody paige?
3. pti - kornheiser and wilbon = old married couple. and thats awesome.
4. e:60 - not the entire show. just the interesting segments.

least favorite?

1. jim rome is burning - and i dont care.
2. 1st and 10 - skip bayless has a voice like a whiny girl.
3. quite frankly - if i wanted to hear a guy yell angrily about things, id much rather watch chris rock.

so here they are: espn ninja shirts.

in other news, i will be at the boardwalk watching game 6 of the nba finals tonight. go celtics.

somebody at google loves ninjas too

now this is awesome. the famous konami code has shown up in google reader. you can grab the angry ninja feed to enjoy in your own rss reader here.

what is the konami code you ask? for those of you (me included) that coudlnt beat contra back in the day, there was a special code, the konami code, that you could input that gave you 30 lives, making the game much more manageable.

up up down down left right left right b a. enter that in contra and you got 30 lives. enter that in google reader and you get this (use the keyboard arrow keys for the up/down/left/right):

before the konami code:

after the konami code:

you get ninjas on the sidebar, and your “all items” resets to 30. go ahead, try it out. to make the crazy ninjas go away, just enter the code in again.

more giants games and empowering birthday presents!

[update] once again, the angry ninja blog shows its magical powers. one day later, lincecum catches on fire and the giants score 8. the kid is awesome!

attended the giants phillies game for my birthday tonight. came to a sad conclusion: in order to win, the giants need to hold the opponent to under 4 runs a game. is 4 a magical number you ask? yup, yup it is. it is the maximum number of runs the giants can generate.

see fred lewis out there? see how sad and lonely he looks? this is because the phillies are going to score 7 runs during the game, making it impossible for his team to win.

went to the game with the lady, jack, and ivy, who had the following presents for me.

seem pretty normal. girls give books as presents all the time (at least to me). maybe there is something about books that make them seem like they would be good presents. either that, or girls might just tend to think that i need to read more books to broaden my horizons and make me a more interesting person.

well considered them broadened. these books are going to be awesome, and they definitely contain a lot of knowledge that can be bestowed upon me. flipping through the pages, i run across the following images.

see that? im going to learn how to punch someone in the balls. with authority. kim kardashian didnt need to take those self defense lessons to stay safe from stalkers. she should have just read this book.

i will also learn how to use crazy nunchakus/wood block things and grow an awesome mustache.

i cant wait to see what tomorrow at le colonial brings. forecast calls for 70% chance of inappropriateness, with 80% chance of adventure. 100% chance of awesome guaranteed.