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oh snaps. nike nintendos?

now they gone done it. taken two of my favorite things and mashed them up together nice and good. youre looking at the nike air classic bw nintendos. retro shoes? check. select button on the left ? check. start button on the right? check.

now if only they made nike air max 95s in this colorway, id have to make room in my closet for another shoebox.

the coolest thing youll see on youtube today

i cant embed the video, and thats a good thing since in doing so, the awesomeness would be gone. just click here and check it out:

• http://www.youtube.com/experiencewii

now if you could make all youtube videos interact with the rest of the browser contents, that would be awesome.

super mario brothers is hard

as a kid, i played a lot of super mario brothers. it was hard. i dont think i ever beat it until i got to college and used the warp zone cheats. if i would have known the ending would have sucked so much, i wouldnt have spent all that time playing it. 

what would happen if…

you know me. i loved my nes. i loved my snes. but i also loved my psone, ps2 and ps3. i know, nintendo and sony products, coexisting in my house. who would have thunk?

not all game enthusiasts are as open minded as i am. being a fan of video games, one is subject to a lot of fanboys. what is a fanboy you ask?

Fanboy (sometimes spelled fanboi) is a term used to describe an individual who is devoted to a single subject in an emotional or fanatical manner, or to a single point of view within that subject, often to the point where it is considered an obsession.

now i ask, “cant we all just get along?” i mean i enjoy video games as much as the next guy (okay probably a little bit more), but ive been known to play the xbox, the wii, and the ps3. egad! a guy who plays all three consoles?! the world must be ending! i say, who cares what console you are playing on, as long as you are having a fun time?

this next shirt is dedicated to all those gamers who share my mindset - whether you enjoy nintendo, or sony. its a mashup between two flagship characters of these two consoles: mario and solid snake.

before: super mario + solid snake

after: super mario solid snake mashup t shirt

side note on the zazzle store. some of you may not know this, but i leave all of my shirts fully customizable on the store. this means that you can take one of my designs, put it on a mens/womens/kids shirt dark or light, and change all of the text. you can even choose the shirt material, 100% cotton, vintage shirt, heavy duty, etc. the shirts that i have predesigned on the webstore are just a simple guide to what the shirts could look like.

i think you missed the point of the game…

there are just so many things wrong with the above clip.

• first of all, beer pong gets a t for teen rating? someone at the esrb must have dropped the ball on that one. there are pictures of beer bottles and kegs everywhere in the game.
• secondly, why is grandpa playing beer pong frat party games? see 0:16
• thirdly, why are girls always cheating? see 0:25, 0:37

last of all (and most important to some), where is all the beer? isnt the entire point of the game to make the losers get sloshed?