a while back, i told you about this one guy who tricked the ladies with his crutches. i wasnt joking. here is the proof.
now i had to cover up his face because he might still have aspirations of one day becoming president of the united states, so lets put an angry ninja mask on him for anonymity. this actually gives me a great idea for halloween.
heres the shirt again if anyone else is up for trying his tactics.
i used to have this roomate back at cal. he would get injured all the time, to the point where i thought he was either really clumsy or doing it on purpose. little did i know, it might have been a little bit of both.
you see, when you get hurt, the student health center gives you crutches, and heres a little secret guys - ladies dig the crutches. i mean, i dont know if its their maternal instincts kicking in, but the first thing they say when seeing him would be:
aww. how did you hurt yourself?
to which he would respond with one of the follwoing:
a) running across the street to save a puppy
b) wrestling a bear
c) my jerk roomate mike (points to me) hit me with a baseball bat
in reality, he probably hurt himself doing something stupid like knocking over a light into his own head at a party or stumbling off the front porch.
anyways, it looks like hes up to his old tricks again, as once again, hes injured. broken ninja - gets the ladies. he better not try to pull anything because his girlfriend would probably kill him. shes fierce.
side note on the zazzle store. some of you may not know this, but i leave all of my shirts fully customizable on the store. this means that you can take one of my designs, put it on a mens/womens/kids shirt dark or light, and change all of the text. you can even choose the shirt material, 100% cotton, vintage shirt, heavy duty, etc. the shirts that i have predesigned on the webstore are just a simple guide to what the shirts could look like.
tags: boyfriend, california golden bears, college, design, girlfriend, injured ninja, meeting girls, pick up lines, relationship, room mate, store, t shirt