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time to spit some game… tomorrow

first of all, i have to say sorry for the lack of updates this week. you see, little big planet arrived last saturday, and ive spent a lot of my free time running, jumping, swinging, and creating. it is quite excellent. definitely a must-buy if you have a ps3.

rating: 5/5 angry ninjas

okay now that we got that out of the way, tomorrow is halloween, and heres how that shakes out

• as a kid, that meant you got to dress up as your favorite super hero/princess and run around your neighborhood asking for candy.
• as a teen, it meant you got to get dressed in all black and go around egging/toilet papering peoples houses.
• as a 20-something year old, it means you get to put on all sorts of sexually deviant clothing and try to attract the attention of a member of the opposite sex.

for guys, this means dressing up as

• spartan from 300 if you have the guns and the abs
• dick in a box if you dont

for the ladies, youve got the options of

• sexy kitten
• school girl
• naughty nurse

now halloween is one of those occasions where everybody goes out. it doesnt matter if your single, in a relationship, or in a coma. youll see everyone out at halloween parties, meaning if your single, this is the perfect place to meet members of the opposite sex.

sadly, other singles dont travel alone, so that sexy kitten or spartan youve been eyeing all night? well she or he comes attached to the hip with that ugly betty two face - and youre not even sure if ugly betty or two face is wearing a costume.

this is when you need a grenade jumper. what is that you ask? well a grenade jumper is one of your friends who will jump on ugly betty or two face, occupying their time and buying them drinks so that you can talk to the sexy kitten or spartan.

we salute you brave grenade jumpers - making the land safe for single people everywhere.

have fun and be safe out there everyone.

shy? socially awkward? facebook t shirt is here to help

hey party people. its a rough world for single guys/gals out there (at least i hear it is). its hard meeting members of the opposite sex in real life. i mean, why go out and do it in real life when you can just jump onto myspace or facebook and poke/stalk to your hearts content? you stalking pokers know who you are.

dont worry. angry ninja is here to lend a helping hand in your going out adventure escapades. freeze up when trying to introduce yourself to members of the opposite sex? more comfortable meeting people on online or on facebook? pick up one of these shirts and let them do all the work for you.

with this shirt, your hot prospect will know exactly what youre looking for - better than having a wingman or wing-dog (cant find clip of this one).

note that the words “ninja” and “lady” are can be changed. just click “customize”, “edit text”, and type in your own name/whatever you want to be known as. you can even add some text boxes to customize the check boxes. go ahead, check “random play.” you know you want to.

after all, it would kind of be pointless for you to introduce yourself to you hot prospect as “ninja.” seriously, who (besides me) does that? available for both guys and ladies.

side note on the zazzle store. some of you may not know this, but i leave all of my shirts fully customizable on the store. this means that you can take one of my designs, put it on a mens/womens/kids shirt dark or light, and change all of the text. you can even choose the shirt material, 100% cotton, vintage shirt, heavy duty, etc. the shirts that i have predesigned on the webstore are just a simple guide to what the shirts could look like.