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bad parking and ridiculous people

i hate people who cant park (paris hilton/britney spears/kim kardashian/insert female celebutante here). but what annoys me more are people who park like this:

look at that thing. cant you just chain it to a bike rack? or just roll it into your cubicle? i can understand motorcycles taking up an entire parking pace (those things are ginormous), but this putt putt? i bet i could fit 6 of those things in that spot. i wanted to give the owner a slip from youparklikeanasshole.com

then this lady (presumably owner) runs over to me:

lady: excuse me, what are you doing?
me: nothing.
lady: are you taking a picture of the scooter?
me: yeah.
lady: why? are you trying to steal it?
me: …. um… no…
lady: then why are you taking a picture of it?
me: no reason… i think it looks nice.

then i ran inside the gym. no lady, i am not casing your dinky scooter to steal it. i simply wanted to rant about it on angry ninja. pleasanton has some crazy people. and some crazy turkeys.

i did it again.

went to work out, jumped in shower, toweled off, reached in my gym bag…

yes. i did it again. but instead of forgetting my pants and being the no-pants ninja like last time, i had no work shoes. there i was, collared shirt, slacks, and running shoes. not a good look. i really need to pay more attention when i pack my gym bag.

not a good look for work

hopefully you clicked on the song link to get the full effect of this posts awesomeness.

sales guy vs web dude = roflmao

hilarious if you work in an office with a sales team and an it department. only because its true.

web dude: dude aol? dont use aol. its dial up networking…
sales guy: well how am i going to get to the internet without aol?
web dude: its.. its broadband.
sales guy: i got like 4,000 hours for free.
web dude: its… weve got a corporate oc3. it costs like a thousand dollars a month, so, dont use aol.
sales guy: can you forward over my hours?

source: www.thewebsiteisdown.com

in other news, i did get to finish mgs4 (awesome) and i did get to watch wanted (so hot) this weekend. angry ninja reviews to follow later - maybe.

sunrise? that only impresses little kids

i wake up really early for work. how early? early enough that i dont even think twice about seeing the sun rise anymore. i remember when seeing the sun rise meant one of two things:

1. i was up way too late studying
2. i was up way too late partying

both usually meant that the upcoming day was about to suck.

now seeing the sun rise usually just means one thing:

1. im on my way into work

sometimes it makes me feel like a vampire. dont get me wrong, i enjoy my schedule. into work early, out of work early. i get more time in the sun, more time to design, write, cook, play ps3, etc.

but that means if you ever want to hang out, were gonna have to schedule it early. i gotta be in bed at 10. grandpa style.

see the headlights in the cars below? yup, theyre on.

revisiting no pants

if youre reading this, you probably remember the day i went to work with no pants. it was quite stressful, and needless to say, i have since left a change of clothes at the office. you know, just in case i do it again.

to commemorate that day, i bring you no pants ninja. as promised: no pants ninja - is nsfw. get it at the zazzle store.

while we are on the subject of people who dont wear pants, ive noticed that is is nearly impossible to find a homestar runner shirt. for those of you who know me (and im assuming thats the majority of my readership), you know that i am a huge homestar runner fan. (if you didnt know this, we gotta become better friends)

well, it turns out that he too does not wear pants. now im not saying that you should wear this homestar runner inspired shirt with no pants, because that is most likely illegal and will probably get you busted by the police for a 311, but if you are ever looking for a homestarrunner style shirt, you can find it here. halloween is almost right around the corner. you can never be too prepared.

homestar runner inspired shirt available at the cafepress store

as always, all sales go toward the glow foundation.